🎤COUTINHO GETS SOLD!🎤 Messi & Suarez sort a transfer! Man Utd? Liverpool? PSG?

🎤COUTINHO GETS SOLD!🎤 Messi & Suarez sort a transfer! Man Utd? Liverpool? PSG?


Oh Jesus Christ, too sharp again…
Allow me…
You wanted to see my guys?
Shhh, Phil
Listen carefully to the beauty of my lyrics…
Come on over in our direction…
He won’t bite…
Remember this?
With great affection!
The day you signed, we all got erections…
Yessssss….
Erections? You disgust me!
Buy our razors!
But today we invited you here to say…
The press think that you could be on your way…
lies!
So I wrote this song to say…
Don’t leave?
No – please leave!
What?
142 million…
We thought we’d signed a magical Brazilian…
You did!
I’ve seen more magic at West Bromwich Albion
Don’t make me go!
The taxi’s here!
Phil, you’re on the transfer list
Here it is formal…
Boy from Brazil? It should be Ousmane…
Hey, his form’s picking up!
He’s on a roll!
Thanks guys!
Oh yes!
Stay?
Yes!
No way… we need to ditch you this Jan…
The most expensive flop since Zlatan
Farewell Barca!
Hola Liverpool!
James
Get the guitar
Phil Coutinho
We would like to sell him in this transfer window…
His contribution so far to Barca? Zero
Come on, buy back your former hero?
No thanks, we’ve got…
Firmino
Wijnaldum, Mane, Salah, Big Shaq, Fabinho…
To be honest, I’d rather play a disabled Chambo…
How about a swap deal for Moreno!
GET OUT!
Ole! Ole! Ole!
Would you like to buy…
Or loan…
Coutinho…
How about we swap you Phil Jones?
DRIVE!
HOW ABOUT ROJO?!
I think that was a no…
Deal Mr. Emery?
Que! Que! Que! Too many zeros!
Come on! Make a bid, however feeble!
Eye-spy something numbered one zero…
Mesut Özil?
Time to go…
Not you…
Coutinho! Coutinho!
Why not join Ronaldo?
We’ll leave you two to talk…
We give consentimiento…
What!?
Phil – can you play left back?
No!
Deal!
We’re only here to get him back, Go!
Coutinho
We’ll give you Alvaro?
You made me baulk…
Willian plus sexy mofo?
TAKE A WALK!
Phil?
Yes?!
Can you play right back?
No!
Go!
Deal!
10 potatoes?
No!
A whole sack?
No!
Unless it’s a metaphor for Harry Kane…
It wasn’t
Then we impolitely decline… screw you
Mr Potato head…
Phil Coutinho, finally we sold you in this transfer window
The transfer fee?
A big fat zero…
WIth who?
Swap-deal for a former hero…
Sayonara Coutinho!

100 thoughts on “🎤COUTINHO GETS SOLD!🎤 Messi & Suarez sort a transfer! Man Utd? Liverpool? PSG?”

  1. I see more magic in West Bromwich Albion 😂
    Thanks Couthinio your money was very useful to buy VVD and other good players

  2. As a guitarists, it triggers me that 99% of the time the player is strumming with their left hand. The only player I've seen strum it correctly is Messi in this video. So just a heads-up Dean, strum with the right, finger with the left.

  3. 1:22 I am pretty sure the lyrics are incorrect
    His contribution to barca so far? zero (X)
    His contribution so far to barca? zero (O)

  4. Part 1-
    Klopp:Listen carefully to the poetry of my lyrics
    Part 2-
    Suarez: Listen carefully to the poetry of my lyrics

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