[Muffled electronic music]
[Music becomes loud and clear]
Hey! Welcome to the plaza, can we help you with anything?
Helloooooo, are you there?
Oh hey guys, I just figured out how to chat.
Ohhhhh okay, well just follow me then.
Hey, are you coming?
I don’t know how to walk.
Oh. You just use the arrow keys or the W A-
You are a wizard.
Uhhhhh, yeah, just come this way and then we’ll-
Oh my god I wanna fly that helicopter.
NO NO NO, wait! You’re not allowed to go on the helico-
[Roblox death sound]
This is awesome.
Oh hey let’s go in the club.
Why hello there.
How long have you been playing Roblox for?
For about 7 years.
[Car speeding up sound]
[X Gon’ Give it to Ya starts playing]
[Sneaky action music starts]
How is that guy so good at this!?
I don’t know but he’s certainly making us look bad.
Let’s try to distract him…
[Sigh]… We need to try something else.
What are you doing?
I’m painting a road onto the wall…
We can’t kill him!!
Ooh! Quick! He’s coming!
What! How did he drive through the wall!?
[Roblox death sound]
123 for a bf
123! Hey, do you wanna get married?
Hey! Can we be your kids!?
Yeah, sure you can.
[Deep] I am going to be the dog…
Ooh, Okay! Well let’s go to the house then.
Mommy and daddy will be right back, okay?
Don’t get into any trouble!
england is my city
[Fast silly music]
What the heck!?
I’ll go get the stroller…
[Quiet] Yeah… you can get out of here…
[Quiet] Yeah I’ll just drop you there…
[Quiet] Uh… Yeah… You can also get out of here…
Oh! I’ve become suddenly old…
HOOA- [Roblox death sound]
123 for a bf-
WHAT! HOW DID I LOSE!? I NEVER LOSE…
(I need to find someone to blame this on…)
YES YOU! YOU MADE ME LOSE THAT GAME!!
I got here 10 seconds ag-
I DON’T WANNA HEAR YOUR EXCUSES BOY!
I KNOW YOU MADE ME LOSE THAT GAME!!
Who is that guy!?
WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU EVEN WEARING!?
I’VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE LOOK WORSE IN A SUIT!!
AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT BIG GOOFY HAT YOU’VE GOT ON YOUR HEAD!!
[Huge crash sound]
[Upbeat energetic music]
Oh yeah! We’re definitely winning this one.
Hey guys I’ll be back in a minute!
Who’s going up next?
[Music stops] [Crickets]
[Angry music + crowd]
What a beautiful day!
Wait… Where am I?