This… is the zone.
An area of danger, risk, and an overwhelming day-to-day struggle for life.
For its inhabitants… or stalkers, as they refer to themselves.
This is the place to start life anew, and to live in freedom.
There is someone, however, who’s not here for money.
He’s not interested in unlimited freedom. His reason to be here is..
(OY BLIN LOOK OUT)
I’m just here for fun, BLYAT!
Let’s just say… his reason is different.
(slav king anthem plays)
Here he comes! Jerry, get the camera! Get a move on! How do I look?
Like you are ready to fall into any anomaly you see.
But, that is what I’m here to prevent. Welcome to the zone! Let’s begin.
This is the pelmeniator. (it’s a bird, it’s a plane, no it’s a pelmeniator!)
Powerful, elegant… Russian. Best for killing targets that are harder to reach than babushka’s kompot on top shelf!
Look… there. It is a Cyka Sparrow. Cyka… what?
A giant mutated crow, blin!
OK, get up, they did not spot us.
Magnificent, and vile creatures. Notice how leader of group stands in most elevated position, ready to give signal to other gopniks. (blin)
ANUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
That guy looks.. familiar.
OPA! Is Vasya blyat! What did he do now? Okay.. His little nature walk just turned into… rescue operation.
Come on, Davai! Despite our protest, Boris insisted on going through with his rescue.
However… His idea of entering the bandit base was a highly unusual one.
Hyalo, Mister Bandit!
An… interesting sight, most definitely!
*moar cheeki breeki squats*
HAH! Western spy can’t handle some good vodka! Follow me.
We are completely on our own. If the residents see us, we are likely to die. Our only
hope at this point, is to stay hidden.
*supah slav kick*
Whaaaat… is he doing?
Nu. Just Boris. Now, get on second floor and watch closely. Shit is about to go down.
HYALO, DEAR BANDITS!
Welcome, friends. I believe you have my man Vasya captured. I am
here to take him back.
Well, alright then. Let’s do this!
*gopnik simulator 2018*
Man, these gopniks have too many bullets!
Come on! We need to see what’s going on!
Are you okay?
oy that was close ;-;
Don’t just stand there, come in!
A N U U C H E E K I B R E E K I
Take this ,Cyka!
Now let’s get Vasya.
The idiots put him near vodka!
This, is what a true gopnik looks like.
damn vasya is a a badass..
Good morning! You too, my friend!
So, enjoying the trip? Very much so.
What’s the plan for today? Something BLYATiful!
Uhh… What does that mean?
Oh, you will see.
(tru slav outro plays)