BAD NEWS about your winning lottery ticket… | Family Feud


POINT VALUES DOUBLE. TOP 7 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD. HEH. THE GOOD NEWS IS, YOU HAVE A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET. WHAT MIGHT BE THE BAD NEWS? BARB: YOU STOLE IT? STEVE: YOU STOLE IT? AND? [BARB LAUGHS] STEVE: THEY’LL BE GOING. BARB: [INDISTINCT] STEVE: NO, THAT’S STILL GOOD NEWS, BECAUSE I HAVE IT. [LAUGHTER] “YOU STOLE IT.” SHE’S SO NICE. [AUDIENCE GROANS] DERRICK, JR.: IT’S EXPIRED. STEVE: IT’S EXPIRED. DAMN. IT’S EXPIRED. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] PASS OR PLAY? DERRICK, JR.: WE’RE GONNA PLAY. STEVE: THEY’RE GONNA PLAY. WOMAN: GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB. STEVE: GOOD NEWS. GOT A LOTTERY TICKET. WHAT MIGHT BE THE BAD NEWS? LAUREN: YOU LOST IT. WHOO! STEVE: YOU LOST IT. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] JANET, GOOD NEWS. YOU GOT A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET. WHAT’S THE BAD NEWS? JANET: IT GOT WET. CAN’T READ THE NUMBERS. STEVE: IT GOT WET. LAUREN: WHOO! STEVE: IT GOT WET AND YOU CAN’T READ THE NUMBERS. [AUDIENCE GROANS] THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER, THOUGH. JANET: THANK YOU. STEVE: OH, BUT WE GONNA READ THESE DAMN NUMBERS, THOUGH. OH, WE GONNA GET IT BLOW-DRIED. WE GONNA BRING THIS PUPPY BACK. I’M GONNA BLOW-DRY THE TYPEWRITER. WE GONNA READ SOME DAMN NUMBERS. DERRICK, ONE STRIKE. GOOD NEWS. GOT A LOTTERY–WINNING LOTTERY TICKET. WHAT MIGHT BE THE BAD NEWS? DERRICK: YOU HAVE TO SHARE THE MONEY. SHARE THE MONEY WITH– YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO SHARE THE WINNINGS WITH SOMEONE. STEVE: SHARE IT. SPLIT IT WITH SOMEBODY. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] SHERRY, GOOD NEWS. YOU GOT A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET. WHAT MIGHT BE THE BAD NEWS? SHERRY: IT’S NOT YOUR TICKET. STEVE: IT’S NOT YOUR TICKET. WOMAN: GOOD ANSWER! STEVE: YOU GOT THE WINNING LOTTERY TICKET, BUT IT AIN’T YOURS. WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT. I WANT TO SEE YOU TAKE IT BACK. [SHERRY LAUGHS] STEVE: IT’S NOT YOURS. [AUDIENCE GROANS] DERRICK, JR., TWO STRIKES. GOTTA BE CAREFUL. WESTER FAMILY CAN STEAL. GOOD NEWS–GOT A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET. WHAT’S THE BAD NEWS? DERRICK, JR.: THE BAD NEWS IS SOMEBODY STOLE MY TICKET. STEVE: SOMEBODY STOLE IT. [AUDIENCE GROANS] [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: GOOD NEWS–YOU GOT A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET. WHAT MIGHT BE THE BAD NEWS? SARA: WE’RE GOING WITH THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY TAXES. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] STEVE: YOU GOTTA PAY TAXES. [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] I DIDN’T THINK OF THAT. THAT WAS A GOOD ANSWER, THOUGH. NUMBER 7. AUDIENCE: FAKE TICKET. STEVE: STILL GOING DOWN THERE, THOUGH. [LAUGHTER] 6. AUDIENCE: PALS/FAMILY WANT MONEY. STEVE: 5. AUDIENCE: TINY JACKPOT/A DOLLAR.

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