College Football Bowl Preview Part 1 – Sports Gambling Podcast

College Football Bowl Preview Part 1 – Sports Gambling Podcast


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you come every one to the sports gave him
a podcast. I’m Sean stacking the money green
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Kramer, what’s happened in real money? All
right. You know, it’s, it’s another day. It’s
bowl season. It’s a happy season, right? It’s
almost Christmas. Exactly. I’ve done zero
of the work needed before Christmas happens.
Uh, that’s, that’s troubling. I’m betting
cause you had that first slice of meat, Oh,
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jumping ahead, passes intro, Colby, Dan, AK
the database course, alluding to the fact
that Ryan had a meet lapse and decided to
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him through the holidays. He’s going to get
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Sounds like it. Just, I’m not a doctor. I
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Colby. Have you gone to a doctor? I don’t
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go to a doctor, buddy. It’s just, it doesn’t
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call you. No one’s going to call you soy boy
for getting a a, I don’t know. Whatever. Whatever
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first game on the bowl calendar, the Bahama
bowl in beautiful Nassau, Bahamas. December
20th 11:00 AM kick the Buffalo bowls squaring
off against the Charlotte 40 Niners Buffalo
minus six and a half on the spread minus two
45 in the Moneyline Charlotte plus one 95
going the other way. 53 is the total. Colby,
what are you doing here? There’s golden them.
They’re islands. All right, and I like the
40 Niners. Will Healy year one taken Charlotte
to their first ever ballgame? This guy was
money at Austin Peay if you followed his career.
I love this higher. I do like Leopold at Buffalo.
I like Buffalo. Actually. Probably when the
game give me Charlotte plus the six and a
half. It’s the makers wanted Bahamas bowl.
It’s an industrial park sponsoring a bowl
game in The Bahamas and industrial park in
[inaudible], Illinois. Oh wow. So we’re close
the S G P inaugural ballgame. It’s going to
happen one of these years coming soon.
Can we compete with an industrial park? I
don’t know. Can we give out a string backpack
with tropical smoothie cafe in the swag bag?
Throwing Yeti cup? Can we throw a towel and
a pin and some board shorts. The pin is really
a new low. I mean these are like 20 year old,
uh, meatheads. They’re not like an eight year
old girl who’s going to put a pin on their
denim joint. You want that shag girl power.
Go guy wants a pin, whatever. Throw it on
your corkboard so you can remember the bull
game. The only pin that’s bad ass to where
it’s like a purple heart. You serve this great
country again. I love the troops. Uh, you
know, then yeah, you rock up slightly ahead
of the, you know, call it a pin. It’s a fucking
metal pin or your green Baret does that, is
it that again?
That’s the only part here. I know. Not everyone
can see me with purple hearts up here. Bahamas
bullpen seconds coming in behind. Greenbrae
only time it’s okay for Amanda. Wear a bra.
Aren’t you guys worried about bowls mafia
coming down to a good old The Bahamas and
all those bullets? Players getting fucked
up. You don’t think, you don’t think the guys
in Charlotte know at a party? I’m going bulls
here both minus six and a half. I don’t know
about this. They’ve gotten, they’ve gotten
hot lately. Sluggish start, eh, they’ve got
their offense go and they’ve won five or six
games. Played a much higher level of competition
than Charlotte. I think going to be able to
establish the run 254 yards per game compared
to Charlotte’s 210 and again, Charlotte just
as boring as Buffalo, if not more boring.
At least Buffalo has wings a Charlotte, there’ll
be losing their minds.
Flutie flakes are in Buffalo too. Ah, I did
see that. The Mac is really dog shit as a
favorite come bowl time, like two and 10 against
the spread. Uh, so for those reasons and everything
that my man, the database set over here, right?
We’re 49 or 10. Oh yeah. We’re riding the
49ers. You’re riding the 40. Niners yeah.
Why not? That seems like a pretty shitty,
uh, like if you’re going to copy any team
name, the 40 Niners well, no one was mining
gold in Charlotte in 49. Like what was happening
in Charlotte in 49. I think I looked this
up before I looked this up on the podcast
before. Wow. I’ve never listened to it. Yes,
but no, no. Our podcast. No, I know. That’s
what I’m saying. I wouldn’t have remembered
it. I’ve never listened to it and I believe
it has something to do with 1949 or school.
The school being a, the school almost going
out of business or something. In 1949 it’s
a Christmas miracle. The 40 Niners they figured
out how to keep this liberal arts school opened.
It was say it was saved from permanent closure
in 1949 the mascot is norm. The Niner eh?
Yeah, so the, the mascot, but it’s named after
the fact. The, the, the school is named after
the year that it was almost permanently closed.
What a grimace. Jerry Richardson went there.
Is that what I saw? I thought you were scrolling
through. I thought I saw something. Jerry
Richardson because he did the classic move
when he was there. When all this me too stuff
started coming out. He was this incident like
sell a team, sell it to the Panther. Well.
Any, any, any kind of saw the writing on the
wall with the cam Newton figured perfect time
to get out of this situation.
Heading over to the first SKO ball again.
December 20th at 4:30 PM kick in Frisco, Texas.
Kent state OU squaring off against Utah state,
Utah state minus six and a half favorite minus
two 25 on the money line. Ken state a plus
one 85 dog total sitting in a whopping 65
and a half. Colby, what are you doing here?
Well there’s a, we don’t know if Jordan Love
is playing this game. Jordan Love the study
was Starr according to I go. Any relation
to Brandy? Love any, any porn fans? Oh he
just got caught with weed. Oh no. Yeah, like
three days ago. That’s like a felony in Utah.
Exactly man. Throwing the book at him. His
pro career cause he was coming out early to
go pro is celebrate with some, some herbal
essence. This sounds like as he went for a
soak with the wrong girl, the parents are
now slandering this young man trying to hurt
his draft stock.
I also, you know another guy, if he doesn’t
go pro, he’ll, he’ll end up somewhere else
as a transfer. Right? Yeah. But he said he’s
going pro, so uh, I had heard he really is
the pot enough to keep him off the field.
Frisco, Texas. Not a state though. We’re waiting
on here. So that’s why I think you got to
ride the golden flashes here. Okay. I mean,
I know Sean’s a big golden flash guy. Is that
Tricia? Huge golden flash guy. Pell over an
odd shark. They have this predicted to be
an exact tie at 29.4 to 29.4 database knows
you can’t have a tie. What’s wrong with the
super bowl game? That’s for sure. I’m a little
worried that the public may be leaning towards
a Kent state, but also ride Ken state getting
hot late. That’s something that hasn’t bowled
in a long time to six and one against the
spread in the last seven Kent state.
I’d be a little worried about some of the
stuff they’re getting in the swag bag too.
I don’t know if the focus will be there after
they get there. Justin cowboy hat, football
a hundred whatever he football player wants.
Did you see that fall? Did you see that onion
article? Yeah. Drew Brees worried. His family’s
just going to get him a football again. How
did you breeze set a record on Monday night
football without getting an interview with
his kids as well? I don’t know. An inspirational
speech to his kids. You can do whatever you
want. Yeah, we heard that when you broke the
pass a bit, they were pissed that Andrew Locke
retired right before the year college football.
100 they had the Colts and the points they
get, dammit. They get an anniversary coin.
The kids from UT Austin, Jordan Love is probably
bummed out. If he doesn’t get to play, he’s
not going to get his coin.
Hiller smell going to end up with that and
Fisher Hill or the bling where cup so lot,
lots to, lots to be excited about. Oh, this
one has a lapel pin shown so slightly classmate.
Maybe a little closer to that purple heart.
I have no real take on this game other than
if Jordan Love doesn’t play, you can’t take
Utah state. So give me the points. Call me.
What’s up with this? We’re back to back dogs.
We’re agreeing and both of these, well Kent
state I guess is is more of a public dog,
but they haven’t, they haven’t bowled in a
long time so I think they’re going to take
it really serious. Is that, yeah. I mean I
guess I feel like motivation is huge in these
games, but is is is never having like Charlotte,
have they played a ball game? No. First time
ever.
So is the fact that they have an extra random
allotment of practice time weird for them
or is it, are they like treating this like
a Superbowl? Superbowl? I mean I would lean
towards that angle, but I feel like when you’re
betting on ball games, you’re either right
or very wrong and they’re going to The Bahamas.
They never been. So, I mean have you been
in Charlotte that sounded like a Madden ism?
You’re either right or you’re wrong. When
it comes to bedding with these motivation
angles, it’s, yeah, I’m going to, I’m going
to say some really dumb shit right here, but
motivation angles, it’s just one of those
guys. You will get penetration. It’s very,
it very much varies from, from uh, from game
to game. But I, I in this case, I think, I
think the, uh, I’m with you on the motivation.
I think both these teams, that last comment,
I can believe this right here.
Uh, cause some of these teams will just not
show up at all and it’s, it’s hard to identify
those is what I was trying to will, will our
gals show up for the New Mexico bowl in beautiful
Albuquerque, New Mexico who’s just there scouting
out the game. December 21st 11:00 AM kicks
central Michigan squaring off against our,
as sex of San Diego state, our gals minus
three and a half point favorite minus one
eight and the Moneyline central Michigan plus
one 50 total sitting at 41 call me. Are you
riding the Chippewas? I feel like you’ve been
fading the Aztecs as of late. In spite of
the fact that there’s seven and five against
the spread Chippewa nation, nine three and
one against the spread this season. So coming
off of one in 11 season, exceeding expectations
both in the wind column and where it really
matters against the spread. I feel like you’re
gonna pick central Michigan.
Uh, no. Although I will say the fact that
it’s going to be 28 degrees scares me from
taking San Diego. I mean w I don’t know if
it’s going to be 28. It’s 28 currently, so
I would imagine it’s going to be cold. Um,
Albuquerque also secret high elevation. Yes.
Cleaning up something. It’s actually the trap.
So that tropical smoothie cafe swag. It’s
actually the tropical smoothie cafe. Frisco
bowl. So that was just a typo in the article
I was reading. You’re going to go to this
thing. It’s very exciting. No, no, we’re,
we’re talking about the air force reserve
celebration bowl. So or no, we’re talking
about the New Mexico ball. I’m sorry, what
podcasts are you on, Ryan? My love and Kirky
is a higher elevation then Denver. Actually
it’s at 5,300 feet. I think. Uh, I think honestly
the, the play here may be the under, but I,
I, uh, I’m gonna ride the gals.
I’m actually gonna I’m going to go against
our gas. I think the Chippewa is, I think
the weather could be an issue. And I, I just
think central Michigan’s gonna come to play.
They’re used to the cold weather. It’s gonna
be an ugly game. And I think that three and
a half points are gonna come to play. San
Diego state’s head coach, Rocky, long, long
time, long time head coach at New Mexico in
Albuquerque. He knows about this weather,
but to his players, I get him there early.
Take him to a fi wife just from Southern California.
Well, we went to Albuquerque a week, you know,
like a month ago. Fucking miserable. I can
only imagine what these players are going
to go through. Kramer. Yeah. You can’t lay
three-and-a-half with the quarterback that
San Diego state has. You can’t, I mean, Sean’s
onto something with the under 41 tremendously
low number for a college football game. It
kind of speaks to the fact that San Diego
state had plays good defense and atrocious
orphans. I’m with you. I think central Michigan
is a play here with the points.
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December 21st 11:30 AM West coast kick liberties
squaring off against Georgia Southern Georgia
Southern minus five point favorite minus 200
and the money line. Liberty, Liberty, Liberty
plus one 70 dog. 58 and a half is the total.
Colby, what are you doing here? This is where
he freezes, right? This is give me Liberty
or give me death. He’s the, he’s the asshole
who was coaching from the hospital then? Yes.
Okay. But really when you break this down,
Liberty has never been in a bowl game. Nope.
Georgia Southern triple option a month to
prepare for the triple option. I don’t care
if he’s doing it from the hospital bed. They
should have this thing figured out. Did he
ever, does he have a history of playing the
triple option a? I mean, I’m sure it’ll miss.
They probably at one at some point. Go ahead.
And FCS Liberty’s trash, bro.
Liberty has got a quarterback named buckshot.
Calvert trash. Uh, no, but buckshots probably
going to be stoked with this Bluetooth backpack.
He’s getting a, what else are they getting
over there? Right in the picture? Slides.
Emergency Z packs. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. I
dunno. No pebble beach slides, but this is
freezes first year there. It was Turner Gill
last year. Turner Gill came from triple option
a. They, they don’t, they didn’t run it last
year, but they definitely played triple option
teams. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I’m going with the
triple option team going with Georgia Southern.
Yeah. I don’t care. They had three weeks to
prepare for it. I think they’re there. They’re
just, we’re gonna. This is going to be one
of those bowl games where we watch and it’s
like Jesus Christ buckshot Calvert. Okay.
I mean, imagine being named after buckshot.
You’re taking Liberty plus five. Yeah. Kramer’s
on Georgia Southern.
Oh man. Five is always that weird line. Vegas
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guide the client. Sean, I’m a little stumped.
I gotta be honest and when in doubt you got
to go with the Eagles. Give me Georgia Southern
lay in the five points. I like the fact that
they can dominate on the ground 261.4 rush
yards compared to liberties, whack ass 152
yards per game. That’s going to be the difference.
Time of possession. Yeah dude. And also your
stance against Michael Vick, but then backing
in a place like Liberty, I’m not fan. It sounds
like you’re a fan. I’m a fan for one day cause
my money, I’m a fan for zero days. Coleman
Vick, he didn’t season that there with the
pro bowl. Right? Oh, stop it. Stop people.
Watch the pro bowl. I have no idea.
Keeping it in Florida, the Boca Raton ball
again. Summer 21st kickoff 12:30 PM SMU minus
three point favorites against the Florida
Atlantic, Florida Atlantic plus one 35 dog.
SMU minus one 60 total sin again, insanely
high. It’s 70 and a half. Call me. What are
you doing here? This game’s retarded because
a 40 c’mon plane and our bombs on the podcasts.
Generous Jenkins got released for dropping
that very word. Jesus. Please refer to this
game is stupid. Yeah, well you can call it
the Arbor. Just don’t, don’t actually use
the R word. Hey look, this is really retarded.
And, and just Florida Atlantic’s playing a
home game. You, they’re there at their home
stadium. Just so does that mean though? There’s
this for the kids. The ball games are supposed
to go, they’re supposed to, you know, you
know, such a beautiful trip to Florida. Is
this the gay, is this the ballgame that Barstool
tried to sponsor but ESPN showed them to him?
Perhaps. I don’t know, but I can tell you
this. I’m all over SMU, Florida, Atlantic’s
head coach lane Kiffin is now at Ole miss.
Yup. He’s, he’s gone back to the point. The
rat poison rat poison. SMU is just a much
better team and a FIU hired Willie Taggart.
I’m going to be honest with you, Willie T,
he’s still got no job. I’m heading over to
my bookie. Dot. AIG right now. Yep. And I’m
betting on SMU. Yeah. And here’s why. You’re
in a bowl game. A, you are excited because
you, you get, you play another game. More
practice, right? If you don’t make the bowl
games, you can’t practice for some reason,
which is a hilariously debilitating rule.
Um, but you, you get the, you get to go somewhere.
Not these kids. You get to get that fresh
drink argument. You’re on the road. You’re
getting that, that strange road like athlete
pussy, not these guys.
They’re at home. They’re taking on a team
that’s going to beat the shit out of their
coach. Just deserted them. These guys want
nothing to do with this game to be honest.
I mean SMU, like they did such a bad job on
scheduling these games. SMU should be playing
him much better too. There we go. Here we
go. No respect. I’m saying this like app state,
we’re going to get to upstate. Could be playing
SMU. That’d be a much better game than upstate
playing UAB. You know what I mean? Like why
have a ballgame and put one of the local teams
in it? That’s the better question. Yeah. What
are you doing? The whole thing is we’re trying
to hold things retarded. Having a ballgame
and Boca Raton and shirk is predicting Florida
Atlantic wins 45 to 32. I don’t think they’re
factoring in. Uh, just a lot of things.
SMU, SMU is often, it’s just so much better
than Florida. Atlantic’s points per game,
passing yards per game, rushing yards per
game. SMEs, QED, coach, Sonny dykes, Mike
Leach disciple. Oh, you’re talking to air
raid yards for play. 6.24 for SMU, 5.93 for
Florida Atlantic. And again, they’ve been
deserted. They’ve been dumped and they have
to live in Florida. Worst case scenario, give
me SMU all the way. So am you the Mustangs
baby three is a, is a disrespectful number
here. Disrespectful indeed. Let’s over head
over to the, uh, uh, cam Amil bull chem. Aliyah,
how do you pronounce this word? [inaudible].
C a. N. E. L. L. I. N. Kamaliya. Camilia.
Camilia. Yeah. Are you sure? I think it’s
probably named after a flower. Right? Okay.
I’m going to Google this word. Wow. Alabama.
So who knows what it is? Oh, that’s a, I mean,
Alabama is a awesome state, but sure it is.
You know, I think if I was a college kid,
I may want to go to Florida. Ever told us
what was in the gift bag of the last. None
of this shit’s there. I’ll, I’ll bring it
up when it’s entered in. When it’s interesting.
Ryan, use your judgment here. Summer 21st
to 30 kick in Montgomery, Alabama, Florida
international, making the long trip over to
square off against Arkansas state. Again,
making the long trip to Alabama arc state
minus two and a half minus one 35, Florida
international plus one 15 on the money line
again. Uh, yeah, super high. Total at 63 points.
Colby, what are you here? I’ll go on Florida
international. Butch Davis has his team, uh,
going in the right direction. Beat Miami a
couple of weeks ago in Miami. Good for him.
Revenge spot that feels good at Marlin stadium,
whatever. You know, it feels good. It’s an
Arkansas state.
The, the, the team with the coach that had
the, uh, yep. He lost his wife. Yep. You’re
telling me they’re not gonna win, they’re
not gonna want to send them out a winner for
the Camilia bowl. And beautiful. Montgomery,
Alabama. The what? His wife, Camila, whatever.
Camille bubble. There’s an E at the end. Hey,
I just Googled pronunciation. Oh, you’re pronouncing
it wrong. You’re pronouncing it wrong. I’m
on FIU. Uh, that’s just think there’s clearly
the better team. You’re not. You see you’re
betting against cancer here, Camille? Yeah.
Okay. Come. Here you go. I just found, as
I said, chameleon. Uh, yeah, I’ll, uh, I’m
playing the, uh, I’m playing the cancer revenge
spot here. And so that’s Arkansas state mine
two and a half that got resolved. I mean,
it’s like week one Oh two. We’re still in
this case, Florida international represents
cancer, Arkansas state representing man, which
David, he wants coached Miami. Don’t you own
property in Florida that might get vandalized.
I mean, I can’t wait to sell it. Can’t wait
to remove ties. Has your price of poker gone
up? You making a solid buck on this? Oh, yeah.
You know? Yeah. Nice. 300% return on investment.
Okay, what’s next? Well, I’m going to weigh
in and give my a pick.
I think I’ll go with the [inaudible], Florida
international Panthers. Uh, I’m, I’m just
relying on a gut instinct. Here. You are a
good handicapper Sean. Yeah, come on. They’re
getting [inaudible] points. They’re the better
team. Why? Why labor points with arc state
makes no sense. We need to do a deep dive
on the motivation of teams going to Alabama
for their moat. Their bowl game doesn’t seem
like your reward. Not that there’s anything
wrong with the state of Alabama, Ryan. It’s
just a matter of time before we see manscaped.
Why are they not sponsored a ballgame? I mean,
what college kid does not want to be cleaned
down there? What college kid does not want
to play on Astro turf. You get rid of that
long grass, get all trimmed up. It’s exactly
what Santa wants according to this coffee,
which just cracks me up every time.
Whenever Santa needs the lawnmower 2.0 I love
reading. I love telling the fans about the
lawnmower, the lawnmower 2.0 specs, tons more
power. It trims at 6,000 strokes per minute
up from 4,000 Shokes for a minute with the
original lawnmower. So you can just toss that
thing out. Throw that thing in the garbage.
You don’t have a, I mean again, you care about
the environment. You care about having clean
the lawn mower, 2.0 takes care of that cause
you don’t have batteries anymore. It’s charger.
Improved battery life. You’re tired of, I
mean for me, let’s be honest, maybe I have
to recharge halfway through the operation.
There’s a lot of, there’s a lot of jungle
I have to clear. Let’s say guys are laying
on Vietnam. It’s just hacking. It’s napalm.
You throw it down there. You got to clear
out a strip to make room to deliver the goods.
The next product, the napalm, the napalm.
Yeah. I mean move over lawnmower. Here comes
the torch. The flame thrower and why, I dunno
why manscape doesn’t partner up with Ilan
Musk and just come up with like some tiny
little flame thrower that can burn your pubes
off. I’m sure they’re working on what could
go wrong. Amazing scientists [email protected]
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[email protected] it doesn’t get any better
than that. And just to clear some things up
when Sean was referring to strokes, different
strokes, different shows for different folks.
[inaudible] RPMs probably. Yes. I are saying
low shin and and balls and up to three strokes
per minute. That’s a new record from wow.
All right. That’s not getting anywhere from
me. What? What were you going, Ryan? You know
what I dunno about that last comment. In fact,
let’s, let’s just talk about the Las Vegas
bowl December 21st round it. I mean, look
at all this. I got five, six games I can bet
on on December 21st and three NFL games, Jesus
Christ in Las Vegas. As luck would have it,
Washington squaring off against Boise state,
Boise state catching three and a half points
plus one 40 dog, the Washington team minus
one 70 49 and a half. What are you doing here,
Colby? This is actually like one of the more
compelling ballgame match ups. I think you
got Chris
against his old team,
gave him his name essentially. Um, and I think
Peterson, they’re going to want to, you know,
send them off the right way. So I’m uh, I’m
gonna ride the Huskies, my dogs a Husky. I
can’t, I can’t fade the Huskies here. Who’s
going to ride them? Who’s going to send them
off the right way? The washers here, Washington,
Washington. I think. Yeah, this is a tough
one because it feels like this is one of those
motivation spots where the only thing that
would be motivating Washington here is Peterson
leaving. Yeah, that’s a, I feel like that’s
a house of cards and things. He goes South
very quickly realizing next season’s going
to suck. He’s not going to be there. We’ll
meet. I think they liked the replacement and
the replacement is on staff, so it’s not like
this is one of those weird interim coach deals,
but the storyline for Boise, I feel like is
much bigger.
They’re a good team this year. I’m sure you’re
a fan of them. And this is [inaudible] be
playing a say what? Six six or seven in the
college playoff. That’s my point though. This
is an opportunity for them to take on a big
boy and make a statement and in this particular
case they can make a double statement by putting
out Chris Peterson sending him back back to
retirement, sending him to retirement. Maybe
he comes back to Boise [inaudible] head coach
next year. Oh you think so? He’s originally
from California. Oh boy. Here we go. And it’s
Las Vegas. Yeah, it’s LA. That’s the ultimate
X factor. How many guys are going to get suspended
the day of the game? Who’s going to find the,
the the nice like full service rubbing tug.
Why do that in Vegas? I mean, I don’t want
to confirm or deny anything. Say you’re riding
Boise.
I’m riding boy. I mean I’m, I’m also with
Boise state. Why did, why did the coach for
Washington retired? Because he couldn’t handle
the stress, right? He wants to spend more
time with his family. Las Vegas. That’s the
worst place to go. Completely stressful. You’re
spending no time with your family. This guy
was about to have a heart attack before the
Apple cup. Who knows what it’s going to be
like when he gets the sin city and sees all
the big lights. Boise state’s going to want
to put him in a pine box on his way out. I
think they’re going to be more motivated for
the fact that they’ve just been disrespected
this whole entire season. 12 and one and you
make them a dog. Are you kidding me? The wrong
team. His favorite Boise state paroles PAC
12 also is hilariously bad at bowl games.
That’s kind of misleading though. Why? Cause
they’ve had like the past couple of years
they’ve had like four coaches not coaching
those games. Josh Rosen not play in that game.
You know it’s a little mislead both staff
and stuff. No, but it’s not. Not when they’re
fired I think. I think in general, shit happens
to a lot of teams and when I see the pack,
12 is 1326 and one that’s 33% against the
spread in the last five years. That’s not
good. Yeah. That’s not good. 33% I’m saying
like tag, jump ship. The Florida state, they’ve
had more coaching changes. If we look at the
last 106 bowl games, the PAC 12 participated
in 50 51 or 50 55 in one. So that’s a little
bit better. But this pack 12 conferences down,
this Washington team is down. Why are we still
talking about this game? Boys? We have to
talk about uh, what the gift suite includes.
Socks, beanies and whores. What the shared
the Las Vegas last game of the part one bowl
preview podcasts. Then new Orleans ball another
December 1st ballgame. Six o’clock kick you
a booth. The blazers squaring off against
apps stayed. Kobe’s favorite team in new Orleans,
Louisiana. Six o’clock kick app state a whopping
16 and a half point favorite minus eight Hunter
on the Moneyline UAB plus five 50 on the other
way. Total sitting at 48. Will the dragon
be there? The Komodo, did they get the dragon
yet? They failed. I know. Dragon. I don’t
have a report on no dragon. No pick. Give
me app. State. Make it easy. You know, app
status without their head coach. Eli Drake
gave me the dragons of UAB, the blazers. I’m
going to ride the Komodo dragons as well.
So out of points. It’s a lot of points in
new Orleans. Are we worried?
Who’s the public on? Cause I feel like the
public’s all over UAB on this one. So what
I’m seeing public dragons have fleas, right?
77% of the tickets on app state. Whew. Only
6% 60% of the money. All right, that’s enough.
As long as the majority of the money is not
on you a Bay, I’m going to believe in UAB.
Give it to me. They’ll Commodos monos they’re
pretty bad team right now. They’re not. Yeah,
that’s why they’re getting 16 and a half points
against app staff. State’s really good after
beat South Carolina. Beat North Carolina.
And why are you picking UIB? Because they
don’t have their head coach. Yeah, I’m, I’m
down. I’m down to take UAB as well. I think
just it’s a lot of points. That’s a lot of
points. Total is only 48 do the math.
And this is the RNL carriers, new Orleans
shipping company upstate, getting up big early.
You a beacon, some garbage to touchdowns to
cover for us. Oh, I hate all these ballgames.
We have to go. Now we have to make a lock
dog teas, right? That’s not a way to solve
podcast locked dog. He’s presented by my bookie,
daddy G Ryan hates all these games. But inside
of that he’s going to pick a lock dog and
T’s no need for bonus locks. And when we have
a limited slate, this is the part one of the
preview podcasts. No bonus. Nope. No bonus.
Colby. No FCS. What are you doing here? I
want three and one last week. FCS. Colby.
Colby is not ready. I’m ready. I’m going SM
my lock. Two minus three. My dog is uh, let’s
go with, uh, give me one of the best ads here.
Give me the Charlotte 49 hours to get it done.
It’s really not smart to take a team named
after the, the year they almost got shut down.
So it’s just strange kind of three team tees
for a SCOBY and the teas that we’re doing
here. We’re going to go with, give me a UAB
up to a 22 and a half. 21 is a key number.
Give me a Liberty up to 11
and gives me Kent state up to 12 and a half.
Kent state might be the one that calls me
and Sean, let me know when you’re ready. I’m
ready. SMU lock. Colby stole that from me
for my dog. Let’s fade the quarterback at
San Diego state plus one 50 on central Michigan
and for my teas gimme Boise up to nine and
a half.
Gimme central Michigan up to nine and a half.
That feels golden. No, no way that San Diego
state can beat anyone by 10 points and for
the last leg of my teas, Georgia Southern
plus one as a bonus play. You don’t want to
take Weaver state plus 15 and a half edges.
Madison, you know I was looking at that. I
knew we were going to discuss some stuff.
I figured you might bring up the how Patty
CPO and feeling good about JMU. He’s still
taking a Weaver with the points. Jamie wins
and Sean’s up. Yes. For my triple lock. Salute
for my lock. Give me Boise state plus three
and a half for my dog. What dog do I like?
Give me
it’s small dog, but give me a Florida international
and plus it’s not the hungriest dog there.
You know what? All right, fine. Fuck it. Give
me Ken state plus one 85. We go gold boys
week. Sean. It’s Cowboys were my T’s. Gimme
a Florida international date and a half Buffalo
down to a half. Oh no. And go. What’d you
like to say something caller? No, no, no.
Let him for. This is three teen teas. You’re
already offended him with your shitty immune
system and Georgia Southern plus one to close
things out. Colby, are you going to take North
Dakota state and minus the, uh, most of the
points? Yes. I’m hashtag bison shrunk. Montana
state Bobcats have Eric Metcalf son on the
team. Wow. All right. Look at that med CAF
run. Save that. Save those hot takes for part
two.
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Sean? It’s completely free, right my goodness.
And a, and you were mentioning that people
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at uh, play Balto and doing that anyway. I
might as well just juice up the prize pool.
Well, you want to, you want a chance to double
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to win. Sure. Right. I don’t think going to
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A. Good look to Chris Peterson in the Las
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