Jared: How do kids like to see my famous footlong. MessYourself: Ehhhh… NO!
He’s still looking good… Eatin’ the Subway sandwiches… His name is Jared and he’s still lookin’ gooood!
Ohhh That is SAVAGE! Jared: Hey Kids! You want some candy? (No Thanks)
The Coon: Oh fuck its Jared.
Police Chief: You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to watch this (Yeah we all don’t)
They got Jared Fogel on the game!
With the sandwiches! And his dental plan is excellent!
I’m gonna kill you over here messing with the kids, man…
That kind of stuff will not be tolerated
Token: I detect a loss of a Pal…
Jared: Treat yourself!
yo oh my goodness… you see what he just did
Jay: Who is behind that door?
NOOO!!!! Not Jared!
Not Jared and his footlong!
(Same thing as before)
Jay: He’s gonna try to give these kids his footlong. Defeat Jared!
Wow… (Same Jared stuff as always)
(Wierd mating call)
Wow XD X fuckin D boys! (I identify myself as an Y Nogla!)
OHHHHH NO!… Hahahaha (Joker Mode Activated)…. hahahahaha hahahahaha
It’s Jared Pogel (Yup :P) (Same Stuff)
My Butthole! Oh Jared’s got them diddle hands! Jared’s got the tittle hands (To tickle you?)
oh my god…. nooo….
(Same Lame Stuff)
This might be the toughest fight yet (Sandwich the Ultimate Boss)
Jared:No kids in touching range… This is so frustrating!
Fuck that does so much!
Captain Diabetes: Sorry sir, but I don’t take foods from strangers (What a nice kid)
This game is so fucked up I love it! (Me either)
Pewdiepie: (war flashback)…sandwiches…
Pewdiepie: Ohhh its the Sandwich… Subway (Jared is a Sandwich?!)
Kawaii Pewds laugh!
So Jared was like… For those who don’t know… You probably know (Yup meme’s)
He was this face for Subway
Because he lost a lot of weight
supposedly eating Subway (LOGIC)
EWWWW what the f…?! almost) ohhhh…
Mysterion: What a waste of a perfectly good sandwich. (Sad truth)
What a waste…
JARED??!!! (Top 10 Anime Plot Twists)
We’re fighting against Jared.
Ohh my god that was disgusting! (With all that expired mayonnaise)
Ehahahahahaha! (New Prof. Chaos)
Jared from Subway
(I’m tired of this)
Yeah I don’t blame you dude.
It’s Jared… the footlong lover!
If you don’t know! This is the guy who who was essentially the face of Subway sandwiches!
ehhh… He was like the face of the company turns out he’s a massive nonce
Hah! That’s all there is to it (That’s all Folks!) This is messed up.
Ohhh no.. (Ohhh Yes!)
That better… have been mayonnaise I’m telling you that much! Jesus! (Jesus: What?!)
So this is the guy… I don’t know much about this because I also live in the UK
But he was advertising like subway and got caught looking at children or some I dunno.
Looking at child. Yep. (-_-) Okay. Let’s just do this let’s destroy him.
OHHHH!! What the hell!
Aw that was gross!
Oh, right. Mysterion’s dead, you guys. (Rest in Pepperoni Mysterion 2017-2017)
Hahaha! (Yay happines)
God dammit! Jared the Subway Guy
*Zoom in* Jared: YOU WANT SOME CANDY (Mr. Jellybean wannabe) MessYourself: Ehhh!
Is Jared the final boss battle? (Luckily NO.)
This pedo ass lookin man.
Ohhh no he is shoving his foot long in my face AHHHH!!!(0_0 *Vietnam War Flashback*)
Jacksepticeye: Who is it?
It’s… Oh my god it’s Jared!
Oh my go- Oh Jesus Christ
HAHAHAHAAHA!! (Antisepticeye is that you?)
(This will never stop)
My god, that’s fucking priceless, so… for those who don’t know who Jared
is, Jared was a guy who did
commercials for Subway and he lost a bunch of weith (Nice Grammar) a bunch of weight just
Just doing Subway sandwich commercials and like or eating Subway sandwiches and then
If they find out that he was like a major pedophile he hit a bunch of child porn on his computer
And he was just a complete shit dirtbag of a person (At least his in prison)
How did you make him creepier…
(That’s South Park for you!)
There’s no…OH COME ON! Really?! There’s no fucking subtlety at all!
Ehhhh (Gross eh?)
OH IT’S JARED! (DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!0
( (-__-) Please stop)
This is this is like… this is like Viana, this is offside now. Oh my god.
I cnnot believe they got away with putting Jared at the game. That’s awful!
Oh my god
It’s a shame there’s not still half off subs
I mean they didn’t feel like a month and a half yesterday was the last day with half off subs
(0 o 0)
IT’S SO GROSS (That’s Jared for you)
(BE GONE THOT)
HOHOhohohoho! (Beary: Marry Christmas every body!
What the fuck.
(Kubz Scouts is THAT DUDE)
(This music is lit fam!)