Gamers Reactions to Jared From Subway Intro | South Park™: The Fractured But Whole

Gamers Reactions to Jared From Subway Intro | South Park™: The Fractured But Whole


Jared: How do kids like to see my famous footlong. MessYourself: Ehhhh… NO!
He’s still looking good… Eatin’ the Subway sandwiches… His name is Jared and he’s still lookin’ gooood!
Ohhh That is SAVAGE! Jared: Hey Kids! You want some candy? (No Thanks)
The Coon: Oh fuck its Jared.
Police Chief: You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to watch this (Yeah we all don’t)
They got Jared Fogel on the game!
With the sandwiches! And his dental plan is excellent!
I’m gonna kill you over here messing with the kids, man…
That kind of stuff will not be tolerated
(NOPE)
(Coon Moan)
Token: I detect a loss of a Pal…
Jared: Treat yourself!
yo oh my goodness… you see what he just did
Jay: Who is behind that door?
OUHHHH!
Jay: XD
NOOO!!!! Not Jared!
Not Jared and his footlong!
Ohhhh shit!
(Same thing as before)
Jay: He’s gonna try to give these kids his footlong. Defeat Jared!
(Same thing)
Ohhh god…
(Same Thing)
Wow… (Same Jared stuff as always)
(Wierd mating call)
Wow XD X fuckin D boys! (I identify myself as an Y Nogla!)
(And again…)
OHHHHH NO!… Hahahaha (Joker Mode Activated)…. hahahahaha hahahahaha
It’s Jared Pogel (Yup :P) (Same Stuff)
My Butthole! Oh Jared’s got them diddle hands! Jared’s got the tittle hands (To tickle you?)
(Again)
Hahahaha
oh my god…. nooo….
(Same Lame Stuff)
This might be the toughest fight yet (Sandwich the Ultimate Boss)
Jared:No kids in touching range… This is so frustrating!
Fuck that does so much!
HAHAHAHAH!
Captain Diabetes: Sorry sir, but I don’t take foods from strangers (What a nice kid)
This game is so fucked up I love it! (Me either)
Pewdiepie: (war flashback)…sandwiches…
Pewdiepie: Ohhh its the Sandwich… Subway (Jared is a Sandwich?!)
Kawaii Pewds laugh!
(Again…)
So Jared was like… For those who don’t know… You probably know (Yup meme’s)
He was this face for Subway
Because he lost a lot of weight
supposedly eating Subway (LOGIC)
EWWWW what the f…?! almost) ohhhh…
Mysterion: What a waste of a perfectly good sandwich. (Sad truth)
What a waste…
JARED??!!! (Top 10 Anime Plot Twists)
Noooo wayyyy!
We’re fighting against Jared.
Ohh my god that was disgusting! (With all that expired mayonnaise)
Ehahahahahaha! (New Prof. Chaos)
Jared from Subway
(I’m tired of this)
Yeah I don’t blame you dude.
Oh gross!
Groooss!
fffuck…oh…
hahaha
It’s Jared… the footlong lover!
If you don’t know! This is the guy who who was essentially the face of Subway sandwiches!
ehhh… He was like the face of the company turns out he’s a massive nonce
ummm (what?)
Hah! That’s all there is to it (That’s all Folks!) This is messed up.
Ohhh no.. (Ohhh Yes!)
That better… have been mayonnaise I’m telling you that much! Jesus! (Jesus: What?!)
So this is the guy… I don’t know much about this because I also live in the UK
But he was advertising like subway and got caught looking at children or some I dunno.
Looking at child. Yep. (-_-) Okay. Let’s just do this let’s destroy him.
OHHHH!! What the hell!
Aw that was gross!
Oh, right. Mysterion’s dead, you guys. (Rest in Pepperoni Mysterion 2017-2017)
Oheheh
oh… (-_-)
It’s Jared…
Hahaha! (Yay happines)
God dammit! Jared the Subway Guy
*Zoom in* Jared: YOU WANT SOME CANDY (Mr. Jellybean wannabe) MessYourself: Ehhh!
Is Jared the final boss battle? (Luckily NO.)
This pedo ass lookin man.
Hehehehe
Oh god…
(The Beginning)
Ohhh no he is shoving his foot long in my face AHHHH!!!(0_0 *Vietnam War Flashback*)
…hehehehe…
Hehehehehehehehe
Hahahahahahaha
Jacksepticeye: Who is it?
It’s… Oh my god it’s Jared!
Oh my go- Oh Jesus Christ
HAHAHAHAAHA!! (Antisepticeye is that you?)
(This will never stop)
My god, that’s fucking priceless, so… for those who don’t know who Jared
is, Jared was a guy who did
commercials for Subway and he lost a bunch of weith (Nice Grammar) a bunch of weight just
Just doing Subway sandwich commercials and like or eating Subway sandwiches and then
If they find out that he was like a major pedophile he hit a bunch of child porn on his computer
And he was just a complete shit dirtbag of a person (At least his in prison)
Oh god!
How did you make him creepier…
(That’s South Park for you!)
There’s no…OH COME ON! Really?! There’s no fucking subtlety at all!
Ehhhh (Gross eh?)
OH IT’S JARED! (DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!0
( (-__-) Please stop)
This is this is like… this is like Viana, this is offside now. Oh my god.
I cnnot believe they got away with putting Jared at the game. That’s awful!
Oh my god
(Welp)
Oh Jared
Pffft Hahahahaha!
It’s a shame there’s not still half off subs
I mean they didn’t feel like a month and a half yesterday was the last day with half off subs
(0 o 0)
*Quiet laugh*
heheheheEHHH
NOT JARED!
NO!
MYESTRION! NO-HO-HO
IT’S SO GROSS (That’s Jared for you)
HahahahaHA!
Wow!
(BE GONE THOT)
HOHOhohohoho! (Beary: Marry Christmas every body!
What the fuck.
(The End)
(Oh wait)
(God dayum)
(Kubz Scouts is THAT DUDE)
(This music is lit fam!)

100 thoughts on “Gamers Reactions to Jared From Subway Intro | South Park™: The Fractured But Whole”

  1. I remember when my grandma said I should be a lot more like Jared, this was a year before the uhh… Incident.

  2. He's still cosplaying good…. fucking a lesbian…. his name is projared and he's still sending nuuuuudes……..

  3. I wanted to cry during one reaction when Jared defeated Tweek and Craig said "Get up Tweek. The world needs you. Super Craig needs you"

  4. The boss battles make this game fun. Randomly youll face some overweight stripper to to catholic priest in a closet. In the loading screen it said go on fight Morgan Freeman. 1. probably not a good idea
    2. Bucketlist check. ☑

  5. Does this feel kinda weird because when this game came out a lot of youtubers playing it and have been a talk thing on youtube but there's one famous youtuber that's not playing this game and he is Markiplier, why he's not playing it, did he didn't know that this game is existed or he just don't want to play it because don't know a whole lot of things about South Park

  6. OH NO! IT'S JARED!!!
    (Everyone laughs while the characters get attacked by Jared's FootLong)

  7. jesus fucking christ, aren't there anymore game videos where some damn idiot IS NOT shouting in the background. Like watching a movie with some bastard always speaking!

  8. The Warden and CO's of the prison where Jared is being kept should play this everyday just to mock him…

  9. 5:34

    …He lives in the UK, I like in the UK and I know SO much about South Park, I just haven't seen the first two seasons.

  10. I like how everyone else was gong like oh he has child stuff but Jacks like he is a douche bag with child porn and he just went all out on him XD

  11. Anyone who doesn’t know who Jared is, he was found guilty for loads of child pornography and paying for sex with minors

  12. 1% : * normal comments *

    %99 : he's still looking good

    Eating those Subway sandwiches

    His name is Jared and he's still lookin' good

  13. Jared's intro rolls in
    Frisk and Chara holds Asriel and Caroline
    BoBo formed his left arm into a shotgun.
    BJ formed both of his arms into a katana
    Me: Oh…..we…are….FUCKED!!!!

    Just so u guys know, Asriel is 18, Caroline is 17, and these 2 characters are from askmercyseries.

  14. 1:07 how did he know it was Jared FROM ALL THE PEOPLE JARED!?

    probably saw this on YT before actually himself

  15. Weight wasn't the only thing Jared lost, he also lost his job, marriage, home, & freedom all by cheating on his wife with numerous little kids. Now his own kids have a dad whos' a sick pedophile & he probably also made Subway look bad too after he was caught. That dude threw himself under the bus.

  16. I think Jared would have great fun with Boku no Pico! (Since it’s a hentai with gay pedophiles and Boku and Pico having anal sex with each other!

  17. Ubi soft never leaned into the 15 and under they mostly did 16+ games

    But Jared loved leaning towards the 15 and under

  18. Why does TmarTn2 look like….Oh I dunno….Just looking at him gives me painful memories of Chris Bores(aka The Irate Gamer)

  19. If i saw Jared I would be like

    NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

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    NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

  20. You should've recorded MY reaction. I spazzed out in front of the screen. I guess the South Park creators were trying to make up for being so nice to Jared on their show–especially involving children. Yeesh….

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