Hasan Minhaj Starts a Beef with Justin Timberlake and Confronts Jimmy About “Mama”

Hasan Minhaj Starts a Beef with Justin Timberlake and Confronts Jimmy About “Mama”


-We had so much fun on the show
last time you were here.
-It was a blast.
-And then, we got to do
a joint interview for “Variety.”
-Oh, yeah.
-We are in the cover
of “Variety” together.
-Yeah.
-And I got to say you’re —
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Look how serious I am.
-No, you’re a stud.
Please. Oh, my God.
-This is the difference between
our shows, look at this.
[ Laughter ]
This is like,
“Hey, I’m Jimmy Fallon.”
I’m like, “I need to
kill Jimmy Fallon.”
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, my God.
-I play beer pong with The Rock!
We need to end Comcast.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, my gosh.
-I said the joke.
You didn’t say it.
-Oh, please.
You can say it. I don’t care.
They don’t care.
But do you like
getting into stuff like that
and trouble like that?
-A little bit.
-Yeah, trolling is fun.
-You do enjoy that, yeah.
We had a great talk.
I was like so impressed with
how you put your show together.
But also how you —
-You were just into
the sneakers.
“Where’d you get the sneakers?”
-Because I don’t have a good
sneaker game like you do.
You’re like, “Dude, that’s —
You don’t have these?”
-Yeah.
-It was like,
they were beautiful.
-I got him —
I got him the Air Jordan 1s.
-Yeah, because I was wearing —
I forget what I had on.
I think I had —
I was wearing something.
-Dress shoes. You were wearing
black dress shoes.
-Yeah, and you were like,
“You don’t have sneakers
you could just wear?”
I go, “I like yours a lot.”
And you’re like —
I don’t have anything
I just would wear normally.”
-Yeah.
I feel like I am
too old to wear them.
-No, man.
And here’s the thing.
I got you a pair, and then,
you posted about ’em Instagram,
and you’ve never
Venmo’d me back.
[ Laughter ]
You didn’t see my request?
-No. Did you want me to Venmo?
-Dude, @BronzeOliver requested
something from you,
and you didn’t hit me back.
[ Laughter ]
-I did not see that.
-Dude, you’re going to get
a request tonight.
-The sneakers.
-Yeah, look at that, boom.
-That’s not bad.
-It’s not bad.
-They’re gorgeous.
-And by the way, Jimmy,
you’re best friends
with Justin Timberlake.
-Yeah.
-He gave you a pair
of his Jordans
from his own line.
-Yeah.
-I bought these.
I am a real friend.
[ Laughter ]
-That’s what I’m talking about.
-Come on, man, you’ve got
to spend your own money.
That’s real love.
-I’m starting fights
with Justin Timberlake.
[ Laughter ]
Oh, my gosh.
-Those are my beef —
Saudi Arabia, Justin Timberlake.
-Oh, my God.
-Those are my levels.
-That’s what you’re doing
right now.
How is everybody?
How is your wife?
How’s your daughter?
-Oh, man.
Oh, so, she’s 16 months now.
-Yeah.
-Yeah, man.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Beautiful.
-Congratulations.
-She’s walking.
She said her first words.
-What was it?
-She says “Mama.”
-Great.
-And I’m —
I’m personally pissed at you.
[ Laughter ]
No, no, no.
I walk in — She calls me up,
my wife, she’s like,
“Come home, come home.”
She’s like,
“She said her first word.”
I come in, and she sees me,
and I’m like, “Dada.”
She’s like “Mama.”
Everything is “Mama.”
And I’m like, “What do you mean
everything is ‘mama’?”
She’s like, “Go into her room.”
I look at a book,
it says, “Everything is mama.”
I’m like who wrote this?
-Yeah.
-Jimmy Fa– Yeah.
-That’s right.
-Jimmy Fallon.
[ Cheers and applause ]
No, don’t give it up.
Don’t give it up.
This isn’t writing.
Look at this book.
Look at — this is
my Amazon one-star review.
“Everything is Mama,”
here we go.
-It’s great writing.
-Look at this. Son. Mama.
That’s the book?
This is a book?
This is what we’re doing?
This is like an inside look
into your brain.
-Waffles. Mama.
-Waffles.
-Hat. Mama.
-Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
Well, she’s 16 months.
What do you want her to do?
I mean, what do you
want her to read?
-I want some story,
I want some development,
I want some character conflict.
-All I want to do is have
my baby say “Dada” first.
So I wrote a book called “Dada.”
[ Laughter ]
-Okay.
-And then — and then —
I’m bringing this home,
I’m bringing this home.
-Oh, you’re bringing
that home, yeah.
-But then I have two little
girls and I go,
“You know what, they’re going
to grow up and they’ll be like,
“Why didn’t you write ‘Mama.’?”
So, that’s me writing.
Waffles, mama. Yeah.
-Okay, son, mama.
-Yeah, but I mean, here is why
I like these books.
Because —
and I wrote them specific,
because when your kids
are going to sleep,
they’re going to get to
the point where they’re like,
“I want three books.”
Or whatever.
-Yeah. You got to make them
as short as possible.
-Dude, I want to make this
book as fast as I can.
-Mama, dada, mama, dada, mama,
dada, goodnight.
Go to bed. Time out.
I’m out of here.
-You give in.
-Bye, good night! Go to sleep!

100 thoughts on “Hasan Minhaj Starts a Beef with Justin Timberlake and Confronts Jimmy About “Mama””

  1. Fallon reminds me of some insecure 8th grader looking for attention and acceptance from his peers. His guest are weak as his monologues.

  2. 3:02 waite why mama Evry were? rly were fun no rules DAD? ooo 3:26 fined man edication) for sun douter mama need 70%-30 dad

  3. Lmao I don’t give In with kids. I pull the move from endgame “go to sleep or I’ll sell all your toys”😂

  4. So Hassan snatched a book in live TV, in front of everyone without anyone paying attention. It requires serious skills!

  5. Jimmy saying "you can say it…I don't care" while actually freaking out inside is so hilarious. Jimmy is afraid of jokes.

  6. Yeah…but regarding stability the Nike Air Force 1 are still the leader.

    Why do these goofs even wear these sneakers?

    They should rather give the money to buy underprivileged/actively disadvantaged kids sneakers and educational material.

    Motherfuckers.

  7. When he says "trolling is fun" With that big wide smile, gosh, so pure, like a kid enjoying ice cream on a summer day 😂😂😂

  8. Hasan really took the book and put it aside. LMAO he's so indian. He really wants that money for those Jordans

  9. Hasan had a story at the end about not giving in, which we didn't get to hear. Couldn't this have been 1 minute longer? Hasan's stories are magic.

  10. Starts a beef… wtf events that? Fallon is sounding way out of touch…he’s not even supposed to be that old.

  11. Jimmy hit the nail on the head with those books. All parents can relate to the debriefing of books when they are exhausted after a long day. 😂

  12. "GO TO SLEEP." ah, yes … the go to sleep poem
    The cats nestle close to their kittens,
    The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
    You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear.

    Please go the fuck to sleep …

  13. Somewhere that guy from Queer Eye is crying his eyes out because people will think he picked this car crash of a suit for Hassan… I think it was all him though xD

  14. ماكله قلبك السعوديه يا حسن 💅🏻 شوي ويصيح
    still Saudi Arabia messing with your thoughts 🇸🇦💕

  15. But what Jimmy said at the end is so true. On nights when I'm really tired or sleepy, I tell my son (who's 5 & has a few lengthy books) "1 book tonight!" Or if he insists on more, I make sure he picks short books. 😂

  16. Hassan is like that one asshole friend: gives you a gift and then asks money for it, asks to see the new thing you own and proceeds to claim as his own.

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