I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police

I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police


Is this like an anti-establishment thing or something?
Britain is an old-fashioned, weird place.
Every November, we burn a wooden effigy of a dude who tried to burn down Parliament hundreds of years ago.
We turn people we like into Knights.
However, the most ridiculous thing that we have is our laws
If you wear a suit of armour in Parliament, they’re legally allowed to cut your head off
This is ridiculous. That’s not the only dumb British law
We’ve got tons of them, and I don’t even know if anyone takes these things seriously.
So today I’m going to test that and try and break as many
ancient British laws as possible in one day in front of policemen and hope that I don’t get arrested.
Do you think that this is a suspicious fish?
– oh definitely
You know, there’s a law where it’s illegal to handle a salmon suspiciously.

I’ve got the salmon now I have to
act suspiciously with it.
He’s checking if his car’s locked. That’s how fucking creepy I look.
– What’ve you got a fish for?
– Does it look suspicious to you?
It doesn’t look suspicious but it looks interesting.
It’s not suspicious? Alright I’ll I try harder to be more suspicious.
The fuck is that?!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Would you like to see a man walking past with a fish?
Pointless
You don’t know if there’s a library nearby do you?
Apparently, it’s illegal to gamble in a library. So me, stinking of salmon
I’m gonna go and try and make someone bet with me in this library
and break that law.
‘Scuse me,
Do either of you gamble?
Yes, gamble, like Blackjack.
We don’t have to play for money if you don’t want to
I’ve got a Sashimi-quality fish.
‘Scuse me,
I’ve got a great game of Blackjack
Sorry if I smell.
How come you’re doing this?
I’m trying to break as many ancient laws as I can in a day.
You going again?
Oof, bust. 10p for me.
I was gambling in a library!
I’m gonna walk right into that building there
in a suit of armour. Something that apparently you’re supposed to get your head cut off for.
– Hi there
– Is it a public gallery?
Yes!
Um, not sure…
if the armour-
– you haven’t got a real sword have you?
No, it’s plastic.
Sorry, this has never happened!
Have a look at the sign, make sure you don’t have any of these.
– I definitely don’t have any of those
Why are you dressed as a knight?
I’ve just been filming around the corner doing a kids TV thing.
– Okay
– Amazing!
I just went into Parliament wearing a suit of armour and I still have a head.
Right, next one.
You can’t shake out a dirty rug in public
and also can’t wear an outrageous double ruff
or be be sock-less within a hundred yards of the Queen
Just shaking the rug
Alright
wearing a double ruff, being sock-less
Is this like an anti-establishment thing or something?
Are you filming now?
There’s a law against singing a lewd ballad in public.
I’m pretty sure Tony Blair lives around here. I’ll try and do a bit of improv.
Just gonna sing a song – I’ve written a little song, if that’s okay?
If you do it on the other side of the road, yeah.
Okay
Tony, Tony
How are you today?
Tony boy Tony, please come out and play
You look like a marshmallow
Our eyes
meet over the piano.
Oh I’d love to nestle my head on your
Fluffy chest
Tony boy, Tony
come out and
play
Well I sang about hooking up with Tony Blair to his window. I guess that’s lewd – that’s another law broken another off the list
So stupid
I’ve never been to Downing Street before
10 Downing Street: residence of the Prime Minister

100 thoughts on “I Broke Dumb Laws In Front Of Police”

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. The reason that your not allowed in Parliament with a suit of armour or the queen isn’t allowed in is parliament is because Charles 1 sent Parliament away for 11 years, so they banned it.

  3. In Alabama, US it is illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket. But you can carry one in your front pocket.

  4. he was not gambling in the library at all.
    Gambling is the wagering of money or something of value (referred to as "the stakes") on an event
    with an uncertain outcome, with the primary intent of winning money or
    material goods. Gambling thus requires three elements to be present: consideration (an amount wagered), risk (chance), and a prize.[
    I didn't see any money or something of value being played for.

  5. They aren't "ancient laws" if they're still on the books. They're current laws, if they're still on the books.

  6. Inmate: I’m a serial killer I did that massacre you see on the news, anyways why you here?

    Me: Held a salmon suspiciously

    Inmate: oh fuck

  7. I'm asking my self how vice got clearance to go and do that and number ten or am I slacking and it was just good editing

  8. They way the police man was laughing when he ding dong ditched was the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂

  9. once when I was in Britain just for a vacation I was flipping a carpet at 8 pm…
    glad no police was around xd

  10. Ours are even worse; they go by state, sometimes even by city. Like…in my home state of Oklahoma.

    At the city level:

    It is illegal to walk backward in downtown Oklahoma City while eating a hamburger. It is also illegal to tip over a casket at a funeral.

    In Tulsa, you may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. And elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area.

    In Wynona, clothes may not be washed in a bird bath.

    While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn in the city of Yukon.

    On the more statewide Oklahoma side, some ridiculous ones are:

    Whaling is illegal. (We're in the Midwest; landlocked, there is no coast here. Anywhere.)

    Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. (This one almost makes sense, in that it can be seen as aggression and provoke an attack by the dog.)

    It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.

    Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.

  11. I called the USA cops and Britain’s cops that’s how serious it was especially when you suspiciously handled that fish

  12. 3:54
    (Shakes rug out after 8AM wearing an outrageous double ruff)
    (Three cops with submachine guns show up)
    STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

  13. Law against gambling in a library is not that dumb. It's pretty distracting when someone is gambling at a place for reading.

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