Key & Peele – Fútbol Flop

Key & Peele – Fútbol Flop


– STILL SCORELESS WITH ONLY
A FEW MINUTES REMAINING.
TRAVINO PASSES TO FEDERNOIR.
SLIDE TACKLE BY GOZURP.
CLEARLY A FLOP.
NO CONTACT MADE.
[operatic music playing]
♪ ♪
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS
AS THE POWER FALCONS PREPARE
TO TAKE THE FREE KICK.
THIS IS THE LAST CHANCE
TO WIN THE GAME.
THESE ARE THE DYING SECONDS
OF THE MATCH.
AND WHAT IS THIS?
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
FEDERNOIR IS BACK
ON THE PITCH.
HE’S ALIVE AND TAKING
THE FREE KICK.
HE SHOOTS. HE SCORES.
OH, MY!
SO MANY RULES CLEARLY BROKEN
LEADING UP TO THAT GOAL,
BUT THEY’VE ALLOWED IT.
POWER FALCONS WIN
THIS MATCH!

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Fútbol Flop”

  1. This is just a sketch but FC Barcelona's Dani Alves did literally this in the champions league. No contact, massive flop, rolling around the ground for minutes until the stretcher carried him off, red card for the other player, then after a few minutes, Alves came back on the pitch perfectly healthy and performing and Barcelona won…

  2. Jesus Christ is the Son Of God and He died so that your sins could be reconciled with the Father. Have faith in Jesus, He is coming back soon. This is an odd and bold statement but look into it friend. Blessings

  3. There are only a few issues here:
    1. The referee didn't beckon him back on.
    2. The aforementioned can't happen until the ball is in play.
    3. That silly forward can't play the ball twice on a free kick.

  4. I am going to take a nap. Everyone get together and figure out where we are going next. I will tell you the self fulfilling prophecy of how it goes wrong.

  5. Soccer would be much improved if they took fouls like this out of the equation and just had players put on protective gear like in American football.

  6. From antichrist, to tom & jerry heavenly puss, to neymar parody in one skit.

    How in the fuck do they do it? It's literally a multilayer genius.

  7. Let’s think about this for a sec, for the paramedics to announce he is dead the man either had to STOP HIS HEART temporarily or bribe the paramedics in that split moment or he really came back from the dead. Either way the commitment needed to pull it off makes him deserve that win

  8. At 2:15 he says it all comes down to this these are the final seconds of the match )don’t quote me on that) but the score is 0:0 and 92 min left

  9. Pretty accurate lol, Not gonna lie the world cup is best sporting event on the planet Although every 4 years 🤷‍♂️

  10. The sad part this is why Americans hate soccer.. All the dramatic fakery of being injured.. Make the game more interesting you should build a push your opponents out of your way and trip them then come much more scoring would happen.. You would see scores higher than 20.. You would see a lot more action But instead.. He looked at me wrong gonna fall down And pretend he hurt me

  11. wait you cant take a free kick like that. You another player has to touch it before you can touch it again. He took two touches and scored.

  12. Oh the humanity of it all, you can see in the depths of his eyes all the raw pain bleeding out. It’s worst than Greta at the U.N. giving her speech worldwide.

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