Kristen Bell Gets Naked and Afraid

Kristen Bell Gets Naked and Afraid


– LET’S TALK
ABOUT “NAKED AND AFRAID.”
THIS IS A SHOW–
HAVE YOU SEEN “NAKED
AND AFRAID”?
HAVE YOU HEARD OF “NAKED
AND AFRAID”?
– BEST.
IT’S THE BEST.
– IT’S PEOPLE THAT ARE NAKED
AND THEY’RE JUST DROPPED OFF
IN THE WILDERNESS.
– TERRIFIED.
– AND THEY’RE STRANGERS,
AND THEY HAVE TO SURVIVE.
– FOR 21 DAYS.
AND IT’S A MAN
AND A WOMAN.
AND IT’S IN THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE.
AND MY FAVORITE THING
ABOUT THE SHOW
IS THAT THEY–
BECAUSE IT’S IN THE MIDDLE
OF NOWHERE,
THEY ALWAYS HIRE
A LOCAL
TO DROP THEM OFF.
AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,
THIS LOCAL WHO’S DRIVING
THE BOAT OR THE TRUCK
IS TAKING SOMEONE
TO THEIR DESTINATION,
AND THEN THEY WATCH
THIS AMERICAN GET OUT
OF THE TRUCK OR BOAT,
TAKE IT ALL OFF,
THROW THEIR SANDALS BACK
IN THE TRUCK,
AND THEN THEY JUST WALK AWAY.
AND THE LOCAL MUST BE LIKE,
“AMERICAN TELEVISION?”
LIKE, WHAT’S GOING ON
IN THAT GUY’S HEAD?
THAT’S MY FAVORITE PART
OF THE SHOW,
LOOKING
AT THE BOAT DRIVER GOING…
AS THEY’RE GETTING NAKED.
– I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND
THE CAMERAMAN,
THE–ANYTHING.
AND THERE ARE TESTS
THAT YOU CAN TAKE
TO SEE IF YOU WOULD SURVIVE,
RIGHT?
– IT’S CALLED YOUR PSR,
YOUR PRIMITIVE SURVIVAL RATING.
– AND HAVE YOU TAKEN
THE TEST?
– OF COURSE.
– AND WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE
TO YOU?
– I CAME OUT PRETTY GOOD.
I THINK THE ONLINE ONES
HAVE BEEN EASIER,
BUT I CAME OUT
TO A 7.1.
I WAS PRETTY PROUD OF MYSELF.
– OUT OF 10?
– OUT OF 10, YEAH.
– WHAT ABOUT DAX?
– HE CAME OUT TO, LIKE…
A 7.8 OR SOMETHING.
HE WAS A LITTLE HIGHER.
– SO YOU BOTH WOULD BE GOOD
ON THAT.
– WE WOULDN’T BE DEAD.
– UH-HUH.
– I DON’T THINK.
BECAUSE THEY’RE ALWAYS
ON THE VERGE OF DEATH.
I MEAN, THESE SHOWS
ARE NOT A JOKE.
YOU WATCH–AND THE OTHER THING
ABOUT IT,
YOU WATCH
THESE PEOPLE GO INSANE.
– WELL, YES.
– YOU WATCH THEM
GO CLINICALLY INSANE
‘CAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE
ENOUGH FOOD OR WATER,
AND THEY’RE FIGHTING
AND IT’S JUST–
– WELL, THERE’S SNAKES.
THEY’RE NAKED
AND AFRAID.
– AND THEY’RE AFRAID,
YEAH.
IT’S A HECK OF A SHOW.
HECK OF A SHOW.
– WELL, WE’RE GONNA PUT YOU
INTO A SURVIVAL TEST
TO SEE IF YOU WOULD BE ABLE
TO MAKE FIRE
AND MAKE SHELTER
FOR YOURSELF
AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF
WITH OBSTACLES.
I’LL PUT MY MONEY
WHERE MY MOUTH IS.
– ALL RIGHT, GO GET NAKED.
WE’LL BE BACK.
LET’S BRING OUT KRISTEN BELL.
[cheers and applause]
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, SO WE HAVE
A LITTLE SET OVER THERE,
AND ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IN 60 SECONDS IS,
YOU HAVE TO BUILD FIRE
AND MAKE SHELTER
IN 60 SECONDS.
AND I’M GONNA CREATE
SORT OF WHAT WEATHER
MIGHT BE LIKE
ON AN ISLAND.
– OKAY.
– ‘CAUSE SOMETIMES
IT’S WINDY,
SOMETIMES IT RAINS,
AND SOMETIMES THERE’S
HORRIBLE WILD ANIMALS
AND STUFF LIKE THAT,
ALL RIGHT?
– THAT’S TRUE.
THAT’S TRUE.
– SO LET’S GO OVER,
YOU’RE NAKED AND YOU’LL BE
AFRAID IN A MINUTE.
– ALL RIGHT,
DO I DISROBE NOW?
– YOU CAN DISROBE RIGHT
WHEN YOU GET OVER THERE
TO THE SET.
– OKAY.
– LOOK, THERE’S A SLOTH.
– OH, HEY.
– LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE–
– OH, HEY, LITTLE BUDDY.
– HELLO, LITTLE BUDDY.
– YES?
– SURE.
– AND THEN–
– 60 SECONDS.
ALL RIGHT.
[cheers and applause]
– NOW CUT TO THE GUY
WHO DROPPED ME OFF GOING…
– [laughs]
– OKAY, HOW DO I ENTER?
– WE’LL CUT TO HIM.
OVER THERE.
– OKAY, I CAN DO THIS, GUYS.
– 60 SECONDS.
FIRE, THEN SHELTER.
– OKAY.
– GO.
– OKAY, GOT TO FIND SOME KINDLE.
OH, GOD!
[screams]
WAIT, WAIT.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
HOW CAN I LIGHT IT?
HOW CAN I LIGHT IT?
WHOA!
HOW CAN I LIGHT IT?
– THIS IS REALLY SAD.
I HAVE NOTHING TO–
– HOLD ON,
HOLD ON.
OOH, OOH, WE HAVE FIRE.
WE HAVE FIRE.
[speaking indistinctly]
AND BUILD A SHELTER.
NOW I GOT TO BUILD A SHELTER.
OKAY.
NICE.
[grunts indistinctly]
WHAT’S MY TIME?
WHAT’S MY TIME?
– 10 SECONDS LEFT!
5, 4, 3,
2…
[alarm buzzes]
[bear growling]
THAT–
– DID I WIN?
– YES.
[cheers and applause]
THAT WAS SO PATHETIC.
– YEAH, IT WASN’T GREAT.
– AND THE BEAR CAME IN
WHEN THE WHOLE THING WAS OVER.
THE WHOLE THING
WAS REALLY SAD.
BUT I GOT YOU A GIFT
SO THAT YOU AND DAX
AND LINCOLN CAN WATCH TOGETHER.
AND YOU HAVE
A LITTLE OUTFIT FOR…
– [gasps]
– THAT’S FOR DAX.
– [laughs]
– THAT’S FOR YOU.
– OH, MY…
– CAREFUL OF BEARS,
THOUGH, BECAUSE–
– [growls]
– [screams]
– OKAY.
OKAY.
YOU WOULD NOT DO VERY WELL
BECAUSE THAT
WAS REALLY PATHETIC,
THAT THAT SCARED YOU.
– THAT REALLY DID SCARE ME.
– I KNOW, OKAY,
SO DON’T DO THE SHOW.
ALL RIGHT,
SO YOU’LL BE WEARING THESE
WITH THE PAINTING
IN YOUR HOUSE,
AND WE’RE MAKING YOUR FAMILY
VERY WEIRD.

100 thoughts on “Kristen Bell Gets Naked and Afraid”

  1. I love this women very much with all my heart, and she's beautiful so damb gorgeous stunning, I'm saying what I think I'd date her if I could, beautiful Gorgeous creature kristen bell love you, ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฅ€๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘ฃ she probably would feel disrespected if she saw my comment or heard but I'd date her and want a girlfriend like her and wife sexy thing, I imagine kissing in a bench in a park eating together walking together embraced she reminds me of all that I love you kristen

  2. Iโ€™m surprised Ellen didnโ€™t say take it off now she said wait till you get to the set. You know Ellen was checking her out saying I bet she looks good nude.

  3. When the sloth was thrown ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  5. What has happened to entertainment? That was suppose to be good? I like the girls figure, but the talking and Ellen I can do without.

  6. Americans for the Rest of the World ….. is a curse on Earth.
    Anything and Everything unusual and unhuman happens there and like it or not They Accept it.

  7. Ellen you're a sell-out. I hope you know you're dumbing down all of America not just you but you have a real big piece of it.

  8. She has a point what this other people from other places think about Americans haha well there is some Vids for that here in YouTube

  9. Plot twist, Ellen pushes a button and the island set suddenly transforms into a island off of Guam where Kristen Bell gets gangbanged for 21 days.

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