My Favorite Reptile: Day 7

My Favorite Reptile: Day 7


In this video,
I’m gonna bring something into your life
that you might not have
known existed.
Everyone…
CHECK THIS ANIMAL OUT.
WOAH. IT’S A
It’s a-
Kind of.. Turtle?
*inhale* Mixed with a giraffe?
This, everyone… Is called a Snake Neck Turtle.
And, honestly… It’s probably my favorite reptile.
Imagine, two turtles about to fight…
And one turtle’s a snake neck turtle,
But, the other turtle doesn’t know it.
So they’re saying stuff like,
“Hey man, your shell’s ugly!”
“Yeah? Well your mom can’t swim!”
And then one turtle PUNCHES the other one,
*BAA* (You’re not a sheep)
But, his neck keeps goin’.
And it’s all a tangled mess all over the ground.
And the other turtle, is staring in horror,
‘Cuz he thinks he just punched the other turtles head off!
But then the Snake Neck Turtle does like a surprise attack?
And wraps his whole neck around the other turtle,
And now he’s even MORE confused!
Because necks aren’t supposed to be that long!
And the Snake Neck Turtle is like,
“YEAH! IS MY SHELL UGLY NOW, MORON?
HUH? HUH?”
Okay, yea, I’ll stop.
*music*

100 thoughts on “My Favorite Reptile: Day 7”

  1. Wait whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

  2. I think this video is WAY better than the other video James did about monsters like the snake neck turtle.

  3. James 2015:I love snake neck turtles
    James 2019:eww snake neck turtles are gross how can they even exist

  4. I LOVE TURTLES! They are my favorite animal (with tortoises) in general. Also, let's take a moment to notice that he drew tortoises instead of turtles.

  5. I've had a long neck tortoise I think thats what they are called

    S T O R Y T I M E
    ok so one day I went home and my father said he found a tortoise on a bridge and quickly stopped to grab it so cars wouldn't hit it I was super excited and said where was it was in a big box at first we made sure we had a home for torta-saurus ( Yes that's what I called him/her ) so we decided that we had this massive pot filled with algae ( Its not dangerous to animals I know you know that that's where Torta-saurus lived in a pond (we think ) and we put him/her in there tbh he is very fast on land wayyy faster than anyone expected F A S T F O R W A R D A CO U P L E D A Y S some people in our apartment who put chlorine in there ( stuff that kills algae) and we were like NOOOOOOOOO don't do that it's bad for them FAST FORWARDS A MONTH we drove an hour or so to a park and let him/her go! The end
    WE HOPE HE IS HAPPY LIVING IN THE WILD!

  6. James: Ask your doctor about any cool animes they watch.
    Me: DAD! WHAT ARE SOME OF THE COOL ANIME YOU"VE WATCHED!
    Dad: …

  7. Oh, I had one when I was little ^^ (actually, a Brazilian snake-necked turtle… but they look pretty similar)
    They are great pets too! When I found her on the side of a river she was pregnant and I didnt know. So not that long after I adopted her, I found a bunch of lil turtles in my backyard, cause she layed the eggs in the dirt and all of them hatched in the same day! Cutest thing!

  8. 0:07 No joke I remember this thing in my nightmares what the fuck is that it's a snake mixed with a turtle omg this thing will continue to haunt my dreams that's the most terrifying creature I've ever seen but I thought I had imagined it in my dream but noooo

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