OCEANS 11- FAILED CASINO ROBBERY ATTEMPTS

OCEANS 11- FAILED CASINO ROBBERY ATTEMPTS


YOU’RE, BOTH OF YOU, NUTS. I KNOW MORE
ABOUT CASINO SECURITY THAN ANY MAN ALIVE.
I INVENTED IT, AND IT CANNOT BE BEATEN. THEY GOT CAMERAS, THEY GOT
WATCHERS, THEY GOT LOCKS, THEY GOT TIMERS,
THEY GOT VAULTS. THEY GOT ENOUGH ARMED
PERSONNEL TO OCCUPY PARIS. OK, BAD EXAMPLE. IT’S NEVER BEEN TRIED. HO HO!
IT’S NEVER BEEN TRIED. IT’S BEEN TRIED.
A FEW GUYS EVEN CAME CLOSE. IN THE HISTORY OF VEGAS? NUMBER 3–THE BRONZE MEDAL. PENCILNECK GRABS A LOCK BOX
AT THE HORSESHOE. Man: HEY, HEY!
GET THAT GUY–BROWN SUIT! HE GOT 2 STEPS
CLOSER TO THE DOOR THAN ANY LIVING SOUL
BEFORE HIM. HEY! LEAVE
THE MONEY! SECOND MOST SUCCESSFUL
ROBBERY– THE FLAMINGO IN ’71. THIS GUY ACTUALLY
TASTED FRESH OXYGEN BEFORE THEY GRABBED HIM. UHH! OF COURSE, HE WAS
BREATHING OUT OF A HOSE FOR THE NEXT 3 WEEKS. GODDAMN HIPPIE. AND THE CLOSEST
ANY ME TO ROBBING
A LAS VEGAS CASINO WAS OUTSIDE OF CAESAR’S
IN ’87. HE CAME, HE GRABBED, THEY CONQUERED. ♪ TAKE MY BREATH AWAY ♪ BUT WHAT AM I SAYING? YOU GUYS ARE PROS–
THE BEST! I’M SURE YOU CAN MAKE IT
OUT OF THE CASINO. OF COURSE, LEST WE FORGET, ONCE YOU’RE
OUT THE FRONT DOOR, YOU’RE STILL IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE FUCKIN’ DESERT! YOU’RE RIGHT.
HE’S RIGHT. REUBEN, YOU’RE RIGHT. OUR EYES ARE BIGGER
THAN OUR STOMACHS. THAT’S EXACTLY
WHAT IT IS–PURE EGO. YEAH
BLAH THANK YOU FOR LUNCH. BE SWELL.
IT WAS DELICIOUS. SORRY WE
BOTHERED YOU. LOOK, WE ALL GO WAY BACK, AND, UH, I OWE YOU
FROM THE THING WITH THE GUY IN THE PLACE,
AND I’LL NEVER FORGET IT. THAT WAS
OUR PLEASURE. I’D NEVER BEEN
TO BELIZE. GIVE DOMINIC YOUR ADDRESSES.
I GOT SOME REMAINDERED FURNITURE
I WANT TO SEND YOU. LOOK, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHICH CASINOS DID YOU [QUIETLY]
THE BELLAGIO– THE BELLAGIO,
E MIRAGE, AND THE MGM GRAND. [SILVERWARE CLATTERS] THOSE ARE
TERRY BENEDICT’S CASINOS. IS T YOU GUYS… WHAT DO YOU GOT
AGAINST TERRY BENEDICT? WHAT DO YOU HAVE
AGAINST HIM? THAT’S
THE QUESTION. HE TORPEDOED MY CASINO,
MUSCLED ME OUT. NOW HE’S GONNA
BLOW IT UP NEXT MONTH TO MAKE WAY FOR SOME
GAUDY MONSTROSITY. DON’T THINK I DON’T SEE
WHAT YOU’RE DOING. WHAT ARE WE
DOING, REUBEN? IF YOU’RE GONNA STEAL
FROM TERRY BENEDICT, YOU BETTER GODDAMN KNOW. THIS SORT OF THING
USED TO BE CIVILIZED– BUT WITH BENEDICT,
AT THE END OF THIS, HE BETTER NOT KNOW
YOU’RE INVOLVED, NOT KNOW YOUR NAMES,
OR THINK YOU’RE DEAD, BECAUSE HE’LL KILL YOU, AND THEN HE’LL GO
TO WORK ON YOU. THAT’S WHY WE’D HAVE
TO BE VERY CAREFUL, VERY PRECISE. HMM. WELL-FUNDED. YEAH. YOU GOTTA
BE NUTS, TOO. AND YOU’RE GONNA NEED
A CREW AS NUTS AS YOU ARE. WHO DO YOU GOT IN MIND? Ocean: ALL RIGHT,
WHO’S IN?

10 thoughts on “OCEANS 11- FAILED CASINO ROBBERY ATTEMPTS”

  1. 1:12 He serious? Another pancake and the front door left, an eccentric and a sucker. Hahaha lardhead crazy )

  2. 1:58 “…i owe you, for the thing with the guy at the place…” the most ambiguous gangsta phrase ever!

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