Geoff: Gus and I, we used to always go
Bar/restaurant called, “Casino El Camino”,
Downtown, we’d get burgers there and we’d get fucked up.
There was a period in time when I would go to get a burger
With Gus or whoever, and uh…
I’d go up and uh, a burger’s like 12 bucks right?
And uh you’d go up and you’d order it
And then you’ve gotta pay for it and you’ve got like 4 burgers
And the guy’s like, “Uhhhh… just give me, like 10 bucks.”
And I’m like, “[shrugs] Alright. Here you go.”
And we would go regularly, like every week
At least once a week, sometimes twice a week. So I was eating there maybe like twice a week
And this went on for like 3 months.
And he’s like, “ehhhhh… give me 20 bucks tonight.”
And I’m like, “Here’s 20 dollars!”, okay-
Gavin: So he thought you were someone else?
Geoff: And I assumed it was a Red vs. Blue thing
’cause this is around like Season 4 of Red vs. Blue
When we were like… getting in the New York Times
And like being on CNN and shit.
I thought, “Alright, maybe the guy just likes video games, I don’t know.
And uh, one night, I… it was like 6 burgers,
And the guy was like, “15 bucks?”
And I was like, “I can’t do this any more.”
And this is, this is a place where, like,
These are some scary people, y’know?
Burly, scary, like knife scars on the face kind of guys.
I go, “Hey man, I just gotta ask…
Why do you keep continually giving me these insane discounts on the burgers?
Is it just ’cause I come here a lot?” And he goes… uh…
“It was not, you work at the… You work at Emo’s.”
Emo’s was a, like a music venue, like a punk club.
He goes, “Nah, it’s ’cause you work at Emo’s it’s like the…
You know, the professional hookup.”
And I go, “I don’t…I don’t work at Emo’s.” and he goes, “But you used to.”
And I go, “No I’ve, I’ve never…
Uh, you might-”
Ryan: Why do you keep opening your mouth at that point!?
Geoff: It wa-… And he goes, he goes, “You don’t, you don’t work at Emo’s?”
And I go, “No,” and he goes
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“You better give me the biggest fuckin’ tip you’ve ever given anybody in their entire lives.”
And I said, “Here’s 60 dollars!”
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And I stopped going for a while.
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