Top of the Mornin’ to ya Laddies, my name is JackSepticEye and welcome back to some Trollface quest Videogames.
This is the second one which I didn’t know is out, but here we are. I think this one is brand new. umm
I don’t know when it came out, but I I haven’t seen this one before but I always like playing these types of games
We have a long…
Storied history of playing these games of the channel so we might as well play the newest ones when they’re out so let’s go!
We’ve a PubG, thing, right here. umm…
Ahh, Lara what are you doing?
Okay, you’re gonna count my clicks again? You gonna shame me like that?
Why is that level fail? That feels like I did it exactly like I was supposed to.
K- Okay, I tried to click-and-drag you okay, that was kind of a different face though. What did I-
Okay, I have no idea what I’m doing to do that ohh!
Oh, you’re gonna get stomped on oh
(Jack looks on as a fat and buff Lara Croft tries to fly)
Ohh! You were supposed to win not Lara, okay, Jesus Christ alrighty! What do we got my Starcraft dudes?
I don’t think that’s gonna work on her. She’s impervious. She got a bulletproof boobs!
Okay you did that that’s good see now I have to- like worry about clicking and dragging shit all over the place.
Why’re you trying that again it’s not gonna work a second time
Okay, pull down the visor is there something else somewhere. Can I can I? Can I?
Can I pull a star out of the sky or something?
You can click on you, but you’re not doing anything for me.
Okay a billion clicks. Oh don’t click out of the game. Ummmm…
Okay, I can’t click and drag her, it seems.
(Devilish laugh) Sounds like spongebob
Oh sweet Jesus…
Okay, I have to click and hold?
Oh My god really? Okay. Go! kick’em… kick’em… Kick’em! Wooooo!
Bye! I knew that that was going to fail it but…
Hahahahaa! (disappointed) That’s still a fail?
(What did he just do?)
I don’t know how I feel about that. That’s strange. if you go now?
That’s still the same thing okay, try and kick him when he’s bent over. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(Jack is filled with pure disgust and jealousy)
I Hope that you’re hopping straight to a doctor, holy crap he stuck his foot up his ass! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Know everyone’s parents always say I’m gonna stick my foot up your ass, but Jesus…!
Okayhaha, Is this Wha- okay yeah GTA. (laughter) “Wasted” ah I get it. Umm…
I can’t click on ’em! Okay wait I can click on them, but I-
Now that works!
Okay, let’s think this through, actually why would I do that none of these things ever make any sort of fucking sense.
I’m trying to hold on him. But It’s not working!
Apparently that did something?
Peace out dude! good for you! Oh, I don’t have to press something else to I? Oh, thank god Jesus
Good. The solutions to these are so obnoxious! You have to like click and hold very specific directions and everything now. Oh is this papers, please?(?)
All right no it’s hitman.
It reminded me of papers, Please because you have a booth.
I Want a papers please one.
Shit. No change- change the page is what I was going to try to do.
I didn’t even click you! Okay, okay. Okay, Okay, Where else can I click?
Cuz this music all my sounded like Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob dudumm! ooh…
Scan the back of your head there you go
It’s so stupid!
I Get it agent 47! still wish it was a-
Still wish it was a papers, please. Cause then it could have been like: GLORY GREATEST!!!
I miss that game, miss that series. Okay, grab the wigglies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Is this supposed to be Slithereo?
ohh Jesus, Oh God.
Christ! I never would have played that game if I knew that was gonna happen. Okay, I’m tryna-
I’m I’m kind of getting it now
Okay, maybe not that was completely unexpected.
All I’m literally doing is clicking and dragging on shit now to see what happens
Who won? (I don’t know what you said)
Is that it? Don’t tell me that’s it. Is that really it?! Oh…
Can I click on anything else right now?
Little fucker! What are trying to tell me to do? No, put the card away, put the card away. I don’t want the card. No
Okay, I don’t know
This is what hell sounds like, just everyone laughing at ya all the time.
Okay, I don’t know!
Maybe if I- I clicked and dragged on his card, maybe if I click and hold it.
Didn’t do anything oh!
Thanks for laughing over
370 clicks in! my Jesus, okay, are you the wolf among us?
That’s cool game
I’m just like clicking- Ohh!
Um excuse me?!
It’s a very very meaningful bark
Don’t end, don’t end. I- I need something else! I’m not even clicking the character.
For drag something up if I just click you if I keep clicking you the other one had a bunch of clicks in it
Just howling apparently is defeat I
I can click on it again
If it just keep shaking that work that’ll get him
Oooh! That worked what the hell were you?
Amalgamation creature creepy creature you have to click her a bunch of times, and she fell down okay. Hey, it’s Bioshock one
Didn’t work you need to scare him or scare harder damn it
Okay, he’s asleep
where’d he go?
Oh, do you scare him (arcadelike roar)
Ha! I did it! 530 clicks later. Christ allmighty
Wait troll face quest, TV shows? have I done that?
I have done that one. I don’t know if I have done internet memes (dank or spicy?)
I Feel like it did a meme one, but I don’t know if it was internet memes specifically
I don’t know. It’s so hard to keep track of them.
I need to go back and see if I actually completed that one
If not, I’m gonna play that one as well because I love these games this one was a bit more obnoxious
because some of the solutions
I’m fine with the ones that just need a click or ones that need a clicking a drag one its clicking a drag in a
Specific kind of direction or if it’s multiple clicks like shit’s just getting annoying after a while
I just want fun little animations. I don’t want to have to think
But thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face! LIKE A BOSS!!!
And, *High fives all around* Whapeesh! Whapeesh! (?)
Well thank ya guys, and I will I see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
Subtitles done by NIMROD
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