SM64 bloopers: Casino, Cards and Chaos

SM64 bloopers: Casino, Cards and Chaos


(SMG4 productions)
Luigi: MARIO!!
MARIO: Mama Mia!
*Italian Noises*
CAN I HAVE IT?
NO.
okey dokey. HERE WE GO!
Paratroopa: MAIL MOTHFUKA. You got Mail.
(Surprise mother f*cka)
(wow thats a lot)
Mario: You can have…Luigi!
Luigi: *whimper*
(wat)
*Luigi panic/desperate mode*
(How is this f#cking legal? Does mario even have a license?)
(BEHOLD THE FAB/FLAB LORD.)
(wtf)
(Bigger wtf)
Old Man: Hey, your holding up the line! JESUS!
Mario: grrr. Hey stinky! Oh yeah!
(mario really?)
Old Man: OH C’MON!
Mario: Weeee- Old Man: GET THE F*CK DOWN FROM THERE!
Luigi: Mama-mia…
Mario: WHOAAAA-
Mario: Mama-mia-
Toast Guy: YEAH TOAST!
Not Mario: Ho-oh! Hello! It’s a me, Mario!
Meth head mario: Have you seen the princess? hmm.
Daisy: Alright! Yes!
Meth head mario: Princess!
Meth head maro: Oki Dokey. Get ready to move your Penis.
Mario: C’MON!
Mario: WAT?
(That’s because their faces DON’T change)
Steve: I hope she made lots of SPAGHETTI.
(me gusta)
(Dumbass)
Dealer: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!
Mario: SHUT UP!
Luigi: GO WEEGEE GO WEEGEE GO WEEGEE GO WEEGE!!!!
Toad: OH NOOO!
Steve: OH C’MON!
Toad: THIS IS BULLSHIT! D:(silent communication!)
*THUD*
Dealer: *Whistling a happy tune*
Mario: GET OVER HERE!
*PAINFUL BEATING*
Mario: WONDERFUL!
King Ba-bomb: WAT?!
King BB: What the hell’s going on?!
King Big Baby: What the Fu-??
King Ba-boob: Say Whaat?
Mario: Bzzzt, sorry times up, your dead.
Mario: Luigi, the winner! Let’sa go!
*Fart*
King Ba-Bust: GET THAT MOTHERF*CKER!
Toast Guy: YEAH TOAST!
PENIS X3
(Awkward Silence)
Mario(?): la la la mm mm mmm. La la-
Meth head mario: Hey stinky! Are you ready to “Mario Time”? Oki dokey!
Real Mario: Hey!
Mario: Surprise MothaF*cka!
Mario: YIPEE! Let’sa go!
Mario: HERE YA GO!
Mario: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?!
subtitles by ShadowManRay and some other guys who have too much time on their hands. :3

100 thoughts on “SM64 bloopers: Casino, Cards and Chaos”

  1. I just noticed this in the first scene mario uses a laptop it’s an HP Pavilion G4, the next two it’s some chrome HP I don’t know the model of.

  2. 이 때가 재밌었는데 요새는 영상들이 다 씹덕 같고 재미도 없더라 그래서 최근 영상들은 보지도 않게 됨

  3. Can i have it ahh mario brrr a mama mia hey luigi no luigi haha wow waha yeah haha o come on mama mia hey sinky wooow huhuhu o no wa dododo yahu wahu yeah take a that wa hmm shut the let ten go weegee hoho o come on this is bul shit o yeah o yeah luigi oo hey luigi luigi! no ahhhh let's sa go mario number one hoho luigi the winner ahah ohoo lalala hihim him are you ready to mario time ipe let's sa go mm here you go hoho are wriking kiding me

  4. So technically, he has a L on his forehead but he wins every game in the casino. Pretty impressive.

  5. Mario is right, Luigi wins by absolutely doing nothing; it includes mario party, super smash bros, you name it

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  7. 1:23
    Mario: we need coins more faster
    Me: there's coins in the back are you kidding me 😒😒

  8. luigi has a m on his cap when mario has none so hes a random fat hobo and now luigi has nothing on the cap also so they are both fat rat hobos

  9. Luigi got a gambling addiction. Just like my unlce, idiot gave away his whore gold digger. I think it was a good thing he lost that game.
    XD

  10. Here's a lesson today, kids! Don't trust eBay. eBay is a scam to online shoppers. Amazon is a tad better. 😛
    [No seriously, it's really no pun intended].

  11. 4:13 Complete unsafe machine.

    Because it does'nt need to put a password, to be safe these things need passwords

    SMG4 Logic.

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