(popping) – What the (quack) is that? (static crackling) – [Mario] Oh, hey, little girl. (distorted screaming) I know you don’t like being a girl, but I need to sm**h – Oh, kinky. – I like where did is going. (screaming) – [Mario] Go play outside
and talk to strangers. I’m gonna tickle my (quacks)! (man giggling) – You want some caaa?
– I want some caaa? (screaming) (muffled screaming) (newscast fanfare music) – I’m getting h**d now. Oh! Oh! (beeping) – Today, it is (quack) tickling day. (crackling)
– Ugh! (laughing) – [Mario] Oh my gosh. (static crackling) All right, are you ready
to play basketball? – Uh huh. (distorted yelling)
(ball bouncing) – [Mario] I never missed,
now give me the ball. (grunting)
(punch smacks) (beeping) (screaming) – [Mario] What the.
(punch smacking) (beeping) (ball bouncing)
(punch smacking) What. (scream)
(static crackling) – Touch my (quack). – [Mario] Wow! Wow! Oh man, Jeffy, Clap my ch***s! (distorted screaming) Jeffy is d**my th**k.
(static crackling) – Oh, I married my c**sin. See? I have 32 babies in Alabama. So don’t… (quack) with me, class. (crickets chirping) Oh, oh! (laughing) (static crackling) – [Rosalina] Here’s your alphabet soup. – [Mario] Oh, yeah, that’s hot. Call me daddy.
– That’s so (quack) – I need to eat your pp before we operate. (screaming)
– [Mario] Do ya thang. – Hey, the deed is done. (beeping) (mid tempo hip hop music) I’m a (quack), class. The moral of the story
here is do not (beep) kids. – [Bowser Jr] You hear that Cody? – [Cody] Yeah. I didn’t know you could b*** a baby. – I stick my hand in
your (quack) three times. Uh huh. (static crackling)
Ah. – [Bowser Jr] I bet you liked my (quack). – [Cody] I like do do.
(splatting) – [Man Off Screen] Disgusting! (static crackling) – [Mario] Uh, hello?
(screaming) – I’m here to come in you.
(screaming) I saw your b**t… I was like (gurgling). Your gi***friend is mine. – [Rosalina] What?
– [Mario] What? (screaming)
(scary music) (gasping)
(breathing heavily) That was the best dream ever. Rosalina? (quack) Oh, man! (screaming) (static crackling) – My child has ca***r. (yelling in gibberish) He has a 72 inch c***. It is five sizes too big. I don’t enjoy it (grunting). (beeping) I am bl**k like a cuckoo. (distorted screaming) Slap my ch***s!
(punches smacking) I have ch***ren in my basement. – [Alien] Oo oo, oo! – What the (quack)? (static crackling) (mid tempo hip hop music) (static crackling) (upbeat hip hop music)