Sonic Heroes in minutes

Sonic Heroes in minutes


Knuckles: Hey, Sonic!
Tails: Check this out!
Egghead: Hahaha! Sonic,I’ve got way too many functional robots and machinery. Please come destroy them. ~ Dr. Eggman.
Sonic: Alright, let’s PARTY!
Tails: YEAH!
Knuckles: YEAH!!
Knuckles: I’m sure our plane’s gonna land fine…
Rouge: I’m in.
Let’s see.
“Danger”
“Deadly”
“You Will Die.”
Rouge: Yep, there must be jewels here!
Omega: DIE, meatbag! DIE DIE DIE.
Rouge: Those aren’t jewels.
Rouge: GUYS!
Instead of fighting, why don’t we all become
friends and help me find jewels?
Shadow & Omega: Okay.
Newspaperman: Extra extra! Read all about
it!
Sonic, A Chao and A Frog seen running in the grass!
It’s a slow news day.
Amy: SAWNIC!
Cream: CHAWKOLA!
Big: FRAAAAGGY!
Amy: Okay, Detectives… Decipher where SONIC…
went!
Vector: Hmm, I see grass.
Espio: Uh huh.
Grass.
Charmy: Yup, grass.
Vector: Hmm, where can we find grass?
Espio: I’d say…
Everywhere.
Charmy: Everywhere!
Cream: So, they can be everywhere.
Amy: Let’s immediately go to Everywhere!
Vector: Hey! My payment!
???: Forget about those fools! I’m your client now, and I’ll…
pay you dearly!
Espio: What’s your situation, sir?
???: I’m locked in a room! I can’t escape!
I’m starving… Can barely breathe!
Vector: Can you tell us where you might be?
???: Never mind that! I need you to get
50,000 chips at the casino, collect…
25 Chao in the jungle and light 500 candles
at The Haunted Mansion first.
Chamy: While you’re locked up?
???: You need to prove your worth in saving
me first.
Vector: What?
Espio: Sounds honorable to me.
Vector: Eeh… whatever.
Let’s go, boys!
To the city!
Knuckles: Any of you guys see Eggman yet?
Amy: No escape from me this time, Sonic!
Sonic: AMY!
Amy: I’ll make you MARRY ME.
HAHAHAHA!
Amy: There!
Now Sonic and I are married.
Cream: Uh, no.
I think you killed him.
Amy: No no, the fall off the rooftop and screaming
“AAAAHHH” thing is a part of the marriage ceremony.
Big: I definitely think they’re dead.
Amy: SAWNIC!
Amy: SAWNIC!
Sonic: Phew.
Always works.
Espio: Strange design.
Must be dangerous to have a place of high
emotions and alcohol so high up in the air.
Gambler: YES!
I JUST WON $50,000!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Vector: What’s wrong with it?
Charmy: We’re rich!
Rouge: Who are those creeps over there?
HEY!
What do you think you’re doing here?
Espio: Uh, this is a city? People live here?
Omega: They are our ENEMY! WE MUST DESTROY!
Shadow: Guys, look. There’s more people.
Omega: ALL ENEMIES! WE MUST DESTROY ALL!!!
Charmy: They’re so cool!
Espio: We must continue our mission.
(Continuing gunshots and destruction)
Shadow: Hmm…
Flowers.
Rouge: What do you think you’re doing here?!
Omega: THEY ARE THE ENEMY. MUST DESTROY.
Sonic: Shadow?!
Shadow: You…
That blue hedgehog!
Sonic: Hey buddy! I’m so happy you’re still okay – That’s great!
Say, we were just on our way to Eggman.
Shadow: So are we.
Sonic: Huh…
LET’S KILL EACH OTHER.
Shadow: DIE!
*BATTLE CRIES*
Rouge: GUYS…
Instead of fighting… why don’t we all become friends and you can help
me look for more jewels!
Knuckles: Yeah, babe; I’d love to
help look for your…JEWELS!
Rouge: Never mind. Keep fighting.
(Punching and kicking, plus other sounds)
Vector: Sooooo… what’s next?
Charmy: We need Chao!
Vector: Ah.
Junior Detective Charmy…
Tell me! How should we proceed?
Charmy: Um, jump around treetops and fight
robots until we find Chao?
Vector: No, no, Charmy.
We’re detectives! We solve this with investigating.
Vector: Uh, excuse me, miss. I’m looking for some Chao.
Amy: What
Did
You
Say?
Espio: We’re searching for Chao. They’re those
little blue–
Cream: THEY were the ones who kidnapped Chocola!
Amy: ENEMY!
DESTROY them!
Vector: AAHH!
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
(tree gets hammered)
Vector: Ladies!
Gentlemen!
We’re just looking for pets.
Big: DESTROY!
Vector: Charmy!
DO SOMETHING.
Charmy: Uh-uh,
Look, a little girl!
Girl: Look, mommy! I think I saw a Chao
running on that hill!
Mother: That’s nice, dear…
Cream: THEY are the Chao Kidnappers!
Big: DESTROY THEM!
(screaming and growling)
Vector: Just another day in the woods…
Vector: Ow!
What the heck was that?
Eggman: Attention Team Sonic! And whatever
other fools have wandered in here! Behold…
the Egg fleet!
Built by the hands of a genius, this fleet
is indestructible!
Unless you have a deathwish, you better crawl
away like the spineless worms that you are!
Amy: Huh, what did he say?
Big: Something about indestructible feet and
Team Sonic being worms.
Amy: Oh.
SONIC!!!
(Music: Egg Fleet)
Rouge: GUYS!
Why fight… when we can all be friends and help me find some jewels?
Robot: Okay.
Amy: SONIC, WHERE ARE YOU?!?
Vector: Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
Vector: Oh.
Dr. Eggman, I presume?
Eggman: No no no, you can’t save me yet!
You haven’t found the Chao and lit the torches
yet.
Shoo shoo! Don’t come back until you completed
my missions.
Vector: Cut the GAMES, Doctor!
What’s going on?
Eggman: OK, OK. It’s.. it’s Metal Sonic!
Metal: I am Metal Sonic!
Amy: SAWNIK!
Metal: METAL Sonic.
Amy: Oh.
Metal: I have absorbed the powers of each
of you to gain Ultimate Power!
I took Sonic’s power of speed!
Metal: Tails’s power of flight!
Metal: Knuckles’s power of…Power.
Metal: Shadow’s power of more…speed?
Metal: Big’s power of…..
Metal: Uh… Cream’s power of…
Metal: What?
Cream: Hey, I’ve been carrying Big around
all day; What do you expect?
Metal: Kneel before me as you behold my powers!
(Has anyone ever noticed that Metal Sonic sounds like Davros from Doctor Who?)
*Metal Sonic becomes Metal Overlord*
Metal: Ow, ow, ow, oooooww….
Tails: Sonic!
Knuckles: This is the most powerful opponent
we ever faced!
Sonic: You’re right.
We can only defeat them if we all work together!
Okay, everyone, listen up!
Sonic: All of you guys dress up stupid to
distract Metal Sonic while I go fight him
all by myself.
Espio: WHAT?!
Shadow: No. Way.
Sonic: Time for Super Sonic!
Tails: Uh, Sonic? (screams w/ Knux)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(In a way, What I’m Made of sounds kinda cheesy…)
*Hula music*
Knuckles: Ha! Told you the plane was gonna land fine!
Rouge: Guys…
Why fight, when we can all be friends and help me find some jewels?
Metal Overlord: OK.
Rouge: Well, we’re done here.
Let’s go look for some jewels elsewhere.
Shadow: Hold up.
Shadow: What’s this…
Clones of me?
Tails: Clones of… Charmy?!
Big: Froggy?
Eggman: Ah hah hah hah… Uh, so you noticed.
Uh, yes.
I was so in…spired by your exciting adventure
that I made robotic clones of all of you,
so I can… make them perform in a… musical based
on your adventures!
With all these clones, I can start an entire
franchise!
Uh, why don’t you come to the premiere at
Casino Park?
(singing) Sonic, look there’s whales
in the ocean.
Let’s punch them!
NO!
Don’t want to cause a commotion.
Sort of-*explosion*
-ning memories, too!
Sonic: Hmm, could use some work.
Eggman: Oh ho ho ho ho, this is making me
rich!
Vector: Yoink.
That’d be our fee for our services, thank
you.
Eggman: Aww…
(Anywhom, I may as well add subtitle captions. Anyone that edits this should probably credit themselves with their YouTube Channel.)
(So, let’s start!)
Subtitle overhaul – K&K Bros

100 thoughts on “Sonic Heroes in minutes”

  1. Про чао в половине видео это правда, он уничтожал кого угодно

  2. Pewdiepie vs T-Series?

    Rouge: Guys, instead of fighting, why don't we all become friends and help me find some jewels?

  3. Rouge: stop fighting so why can’t we help me find jewels
    Knuckles: yeah babe
    Me : .. EWWWW
    Rouge: ok … continue fighting

  4. LOL! After Shadow is released, he shots everywhere with that SMG

    And now they teach Omega to kill people and flowers

    And now the detectives are chaced by crazy madalacks

  5. 5:27 eggman that be no egg fleet that is a bunch of adventure one extrue polygons in the shape of boats

  6. 10:31 eggman i come from a universe were your idea here was done with animutronics the have better looks and animiations then thos pieaces of scrap metal

  7. Roger, I liked how you referenced Seaside Denied by Sonic Paradox at the end there. Good video, dude.😂😂😂👌👌👌🖒🖒🖒✌😚😙😚😙😂😂😂😅😅😀😎😎😎😎

  8. This is HILARIOUS! I LOVED THIS! Thankyou for sharing this amazing video with all of us, it's AMAZINGLY FUNNY! <X'38

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  10. Why all be friends and help Rouge search for jewels, when we can all be friends and help Rouge search for jewels?

  11. Instead of watching YouTube or just being on the internet in general. Why don't we all just help Rouge find some jewels

  12. THIS IS FAKE!!

    Metal Sonic's transformation sequence didn't take as long as cooking a bowl of instant ramen here.

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  14. Amy: Cares about her love.

    Cream: Cares about a Chao.

    Big: Cares about FRAAAAAGYY!

    Team sonic: needs to take down Dr.eggman

    Team chaotix: Wants to RESCUE eggy

    Shadow and omega: Fricking murderers.

    Rouge: Doesn't want anyone to fight and needs jewels.

    Metal sonic: Absorbed all powers, even creams, and became God.

    Eggman: Wants to kill the teams for hyper go-on power.

  15. This video perfectly explains how every "Modern" character or counterpart of the Sonic characters can be complete numskulls or just damn annoying.

  16. Guys why comment on this YouTube comment section when we can all be friends and help Rouge find some jewels?

  17. To all the people who dislike this video, I have to ask you all a very serious question, why hate this when we can all be friends and help Rouge find some jewels?

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