Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts w/ Gordon Ramsay


>>JAMES: LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT
THE FOOD WE HAVE.
CLAM JUICE.
CHICKEN FEET.
SALMON ICE CREAM.
COW TONGUE.
GRASSHOPPER.
HOT SAUCE.
PICKLED PIG’S FEET JUICE.
AND, OF COURSE, OUR TRUSTY
FAVORITE — THE BULL PENIS.
( AUDIENCE REACTS )
YOU CAN PICK AND I HAVE TO
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY OR YOU CHOOSE
SOMETHING.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GIVE ME
FIRST.
>>SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE YOU
GAG.
THE COW’S TONGUE.
OKAY?
NOW, THIS ONE, JAMES, WHICH
PRODUCT THAT YOU’VE BEEN PAID
HEAVILY TO ENDORSE DO YOU NOT
USE?
( AUDIENCE REACTS )
( APPLAUSE )
CHASE, CURRY OR APPLE MUSIC.
>>James: CHASE BANK, KUERIG
OR APPLE?
WHICH DO I NOT CHOOSE?
>>BON APPEÉTIT.
>>James: OKAY, WELL —
( CHEERING )
I’VE EATEN WORSE.
I’VE EATEN IN A COUPLE OF YOUR
PLACES.
( CHEERING )
( APPLAUSE )
OKAY.
GORDON, I AM GOING TO GIVE
YOU — I’M GOING TO CHUCK SOME
SALMON ICE CREAM YOUR WAY.
>>(BLEEP).
>>James: OKAY?
HERE IS YOUR QUESTION.
RANK THE FOLLOWING CELEBRITY
CHEFS FROM BEST TO WORST.
WOLFGANG PUCK, BOBBY FLAY, AND
JAMIE OLIVER.
>>OH, COME ON!
>>James: WHICH OF THOSE.
ARE THEY FRIENDS OF YOURS?
ARE YOU GOOD FRIENDS?
>>(BLEEP).
>>James:
( LAUGHTER )
LAUGH
>>James: SO, BEST TO WORST.
NO, YOU’RE NOT.
GOING BEST TO WORST.
WOLFGANG PUCK, BOBBY FLAY OR
JAMIE OLIVER.
>>BEST, WOLFGANG PUCK.
>>James: OKAY, GUARANTEED.
( APPLAUSE )
NUMBER TWO?
>>JAMIE OLIVER.
AND ON THE BOTTOM BOBBY (BLEEP)
FLAY.
( APPLAUSE )
THE LAST FIVE YEARS WE HAVE BEEN
TRYING TO DO A COOKOFF FOR
CHARITY IN VEGAS.
HE WOULDN’T SIGN THE CONTRACT.
NOW, BOBBY, SIGN THE CONTRACT,
YOU LIMP (BLEEP)!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WOW!
>>James: HI, BOBBY.
IT’S NOT ME.
IT’S ALL HIM.
( LAUGHTER )
OKAY, GORDON, CHOOSE THE NEXT
THING.
>>WE’VE HAD A COW’S TONGUE
APPETIZER.
NOW IS THE ENTREÉE.
I’M GOING TO GO WITH — IT’S
GOING TO BE CHICKEN FEET, BUT
IT’S GOING TO BE MARINATED IN
PICKLE PIG FEET.
SLOWLY MARINATED.
( LAUGHTER )
BECAUSE —
( LAUGHTER )
YOU’RE GOING TO NEED A MAIN
COURSE NOW.
RIGHT.
QUESTION.
JAMES, YOU WERE IN THE FOLLOWING
MOVIES: PETER RABBIT, EMOJI
MOVIE, TROLLS.
RANK THEM FROM WORST TO BEST.
( AUDIENCE REACTS )
HUNGRY?
>>James: I FEEL SO BAD
BECAUSE I LIKE ALL THE PEOPLE
THAT WORKED ON THOSE FILMS, BUT
THIS IS — I CAN’T EAT THAT.
>>IF YOU PINCH YOUR KNOWS, TAKE
A LITTLE BITE OF CHICKEN FOOT
AND SIP IT DOWN WITH SOME JUICE,
IT WILL GO DOWN.
AND USE THE NAIL TO FLOSS IN
BETWEEN YOUR TEETH.
( AUDIENCE REACTS )
>>James: I WILL GO — COME
ON!
I’LL DO — I’LL DO BEST TO
WORST.
BEST TO WORST BECAUSE I HAVEN’T
WORKED IT OUT.
NUMBER ONE, PETER RABBIT, STILL
IN THEATERS RIGHT NOW.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
NUMBER THREE MOVIE IN THE
WORLD —
( LAUGHTER )
NUMBER TWO, TROLLS, THREE
EMOJI MOVIE.
THERE.
( APPLAUSE )
OKAY?
>ALL RIGHT.
GORDON, I AM GOING TO GIVE
YOU — I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU
SOME BULL’S PENIS, BUT MARINATED
IN A LITTLE SPLASH OF HOT SAUCE,
OKAY?
SO, HEY, YOU STARTED THE
MARINATING, BUDDY.
THERE YOU GO.
THERE’S YOUR BULL’S PENIS
MARINATED IN HOT SAUCE.
GORDON, A LOT OF CELEBRITIES
VISIT YOUR RESTAURANTS.
WHICH CELEBRITY WOULD YOU NOT
WANT BACK?
THAT’S A GREAT QUESTION!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WHO IS NOT WELCOME BACK?
WHO’S NOT WELCOME BACK AT RAMSAY
TOWERS?
>>YOU (BLEEP).
( LAUGHTER )
THE FIRST PERSON WHO’S NOT
WELCOMED BACK IS JAMES CORDEN.
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
HE’S AMERICAN.
(BLEEP) IT.
I CAN’T.
>>James: REALLY?
DON’T DO THAT MUCH, NOT WITH HOT
SAUCE ON IT, GORDON!
YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO SEE!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER )
>>James: THERE’S MILK THERE,
WHICH I THINK IS QUITE GOOD FOR
HOT SAUCE.
THERE’S MILK THERE.
>>WHERE’S THE SAUCE FROM?
>>James: I THINK IT’S THE
HOTTEST ONE WE COULD FIND.
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
OOH!
(BLEEP).
OKAY.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>>NO.
MY NOSE IS RUNNING.
AND I THINK MY ASS IS BLEEDING.
( LAUGHTER )
IT IS BLEEDING.
(BLEEP).
>>James: ALL RIGHT.
GORDON, YOU CHOOSE SOMETHING FOR
ME.
>>SO GRASSHOPPERS, AS YOU KNOW,
ARE APPROACHING.
>>James: YES.
SO I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE SOME
GRASSHOPPERS, MARINATE THEM —
>>James: COME ON, THIS
MARINATING IS GETTING OUT OF
CONTROL!
>>MARINATE IT IN CLAM JUICE.
>>James: IT DOES LOOK LIKE
(BLEEP).
OKAY, GO FOR IT.
GIVE ME A QUESTION.
>>JAMES, POSSIBLY THE MOST
IMPORTANT QUESTION SO FAR
ESPECIALLY CAREERWISE, WHAT
COUNTRY IS BETTER, ENGLAND OR
THE U.S. O U.S U.S.A.?
( APPLAUSE )
>>James: YOU HAVE TO EAT
THAT!
>>WOULD YOU LIKE MORE JUICE?
>>James: NO!
TAKE A SPOON, MIX THEM
AROUND.
THEY’LL GET LESS CHRIS PEAND
SWALLOW QUICKLY.
GOD, SMELLS LIKE —
>>James: IT’S CLAM JUICE.
CANNED OR FRESH?
>>James: WHAT DO YOU THINK
I’M DOING?
OUTSOURCING THIS MYSELF?
>>I ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR YOU.
GET A SPOON.
>>James: NO, WAIT.
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE BEING HERE IN
AMERICA.
>>YES.
>>James: I CONSIDER IT A
PRIVILEGE EVERY DAY.
THERE ARE PEOPLE I MISS GREATLY
AND I LOVE BACK IN — I CAN’T –
>>THERE YOU GO.
HEAD BACK.
( CHEERING )
EAT!
EAT!
EAT, EAT, EAT!
EAT, EAT, EAT!
( AUDIENCE CHANTING )
( APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER )
>>James: THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
ALL RIGHT WITHOUT THE CLAM
JUICE.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED
INSIDE MY MOUTH.
I MEAN, IF YOU GOT A PROPER SHOT
OF THIS?
LOOK AT THIS.
LOOK IN THERE.
LOOK AT THAT.
>>EAT, EAT, EAT, EAT!
>>James: RIGHT.
OKAY.
GORDON, I WILL TAKE GREAT
PLEASURE RIGHT NOW FOR YOUR LAST
QUESTION IN PRESENTING YOU,
SINCE YOU’VE BROUGHT IN THIS
WHOLE MARINATING VIBE, I’M GOING
TO SERVE TO YOU A CHICKEN’S FOOT
INSIDE SOME SALMON ICE CREAM
TOPPED OFF —
( CHEERING )
YOU STARTED IT!
THERE IT IS!
YOU STARTED IT!
>>THAT’S UNFAIR BECAUSE I’M A
CHEF AND YOU’RE A HOST.
THIS IS MY LIVELIHOOD AND MY
PALLET IS FOR MILLIONS.
>>James: YOU JUST ATE BULL’S
PENIS IN HOT SAUCE SO YOU MIGHT
WANT TO CALL YOUR LAWYER.
( LAUGHTER )
OKAY.
GORDON!
YOU EAT A LOT OF BAD FOOD.
WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU (BLEEP)
YOUR PANTS?
( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )
YOU ARE A SUCCESSFUL STAR CHEF,
ONE OF THE GREATEST EXPORTS
BRITAIN’S EVER HAD.
YOU ARE MARRIED, YOU HAVE FOUR
BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
CALLED YOUR PARENTS?
EAT, EAT
( AUDIENCE CHANTING )
>>James: GUYS, GUYS —
( CHEERING )
HE’S GOING FOR IT!
HE’S GOING FOR IT!
( APPLAUSE )
( CHEERING )
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GORDON
RAMSAY!

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