Stephen’s Christmas Crackers

Stephen’s Christmas Crackers


Right! Here’s the first one. Let’s have a little look here. Right, what do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck? Christmas Quackers! That’s rubbish Mulhern! Well it’s not rubbish is it? It’s a joke. OK I do actually really like this one. Why was the turkey in the band? I don’t know Stephen. Why was the turkey in the band? Because he was the only one with drumsticks! That’s going in the act. So how did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney? He felt claustrophobic? Well you’ve ruined that. This is unbelievable. Seriously, are these like trick crackers? Right! Prepare yourself. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve! Thank you! Thank you! Yeah I’ve got a win this one
otherwise you’re winding me up. Unbelievanle. Seriously. Yeah you may laugh. What Christmas carol do they sing in the desert? Oh camel you faithful. Right! That’s it! No more. They’re trick. They’re trick crackers. Right David, I need to have a word with you please. Right, the producer has done something to these crackers because I’m telling you
now, it’s impossible to lose every single one. What are we going to do about it? There’s nothing wrong with them. We got them from the shop. Brand new. But I’ve lost it… Right we’ve got one cracker left. Okay. You try it. You ready? Go! Right. That’s it.

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