The IT Department


HI, COULD YOU SEND IT UP HERE
PLEASE.
OKAY, THANK YOU.
>>HELLO.
>>WHO ARE YOU?
>>YOU CALLED FOR ME.
>>NO, MY SERVER IS DOWN, I
CALLED FOR IT.
>>James: I SEE THE PROBLEM,
YOU CALLED THE IT DEPARTMENT AND
I’M “IT.”
>>A MIXUP, IT’S NOT YOUR FALL,
IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.
>>CAN YOU FIX MY COMPUTER
THOUGH?
>>James: NO.
I CAN SCARE YOU.
>>
>>James: I COULD TAKE A LOOK
AT T I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OF
THESE AT HOME, IT’S NOT MINE,
IT’S MY WIFE, MY WIFE.
HAVE YOU TRIED REBOOTING THE
SYSTEM?
>>NO, I HAVE NOT, ACTUALLY.
>>James: TRY AND REBOOT THE
SYSTEM.
>>I WILL GRAB MY PASSWORD
BOARD REAL QUICK.
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM.
>>I’M HELPING YOU LOOK FOR YOUR
PASSWORD.
>>OH MY GOD, STOP SCARING ME.
>>I’M NOT TRYING TO SCARE YOU,
I WAS UNDER THE DESK.
IT WAS EASY TO COME UP FROM THIS
SIDE.
>>THEN WHAT’S WITH THE BA LAN.
>>IT WAS UNDER THERE, I THOUGHT
IT MIGHT BE BROCKING THE WI-FI
SIGNAL.
>>I WOULDN’T– I WOULDN’T, IF I
WAS YOU.
I WOULD– .
>>I HAVE A MEETING IN 20
MINUTES.
>>OH COME ON, EVERYONE KNOWS
YOU DON’T POP A MURDEROUS’
CLOWNS BALLOON, THAT IS ON YOU.
>>CAN I BR ROW YOUR STAPLER.
>>HEY, PENNY.
>>HEY, SCARY MARY, HOW ARE YOU
DOING.
>>ANOTHER IT MISTAKE AGAIN.
>>WELCOME TO MY LIFE, RIGHT?
DID HE POP THE BALLOON.
>>BIG TIME.
>>EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON’T POP
THE SCARY CLOWN BALLOON, WHAT IS
THIS AMATEUR HOUR?
>>YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON’T NEED
THIS, OKAY?
YOU CAN GO, I’M CALLING ACTUAL
IT NOW.
HI, CAN YOU SEND IT UP THERE,
THAT IS I PERIOD T PERIOD.
AS IN– I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT
STANDS FOR.
>>INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
>>INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
NO MONL MONSTERS, OKAY.
>>WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
>>HONESTLY, AT THIS POINT I’M
JUST KIND OF HE MOTIONALLY
INVESTED IN GETTING YOUR
COMPUTER FIXED.
I CALLED IT, I SWEAR.
>>I AM THE IT DEPARTMENT.
>>ARE YOU FREDDIE KRUEGER.
>>I KNOW, BUT I’M TRYING TO
TURN OVER A NEW LEAF, I WENT TO
NIGHT SCHOOL AND GOT A DEGREE IN
COMPUTER SCIENCES.
>>OKAY, CAN YOU FIX THIS THEN?
>>YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
LET’S SEE.
I SEE, IT’S IN SLEEP MODE.
BAD NEWS FOR ME.
I’M JUST JOKING.
LET’S TRY THIS.
THAT SHOULD DO IT.
IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER PROBLEMS,
CALL ME ON MY CELL.
>>YOU WANT TO GRAB SOME LUNCH.
>>James: SURE, YEAH, I
HAVEN’T EATEN SINCE I HAD THOSE
FOUR KIDS FOR BREAKFAST.
I’M KIDDING, GRANOLA.

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