The King’s LAnding | Game of Zones X-Mas Special

The King’s LAnding | Game of Zones X-Mas Special


King James! King James!
Here to help our house go right!
You’re going to love it here.
Greatest city in the world.
You’re the next chapter in its long history of greatness.
So wonderful to welcome LeBron to the Lakers family.
We’re definitely going to the tournament this year.
We’d better.
Go back to Cleveland! We don’t want you here!
Seize him!
Long live the Black Mamba!
The real GOAT! Kobeeeeeeee!!!
Knights of House Lakers
tonight we commence what is sure to be a glorious season
the beginning of the end of the long drought.
Here here!
For the King of the East now dons the Purple and Gold.
And together
we will restore the glory of the Greatest House in the Western Realm.
Now please, eat!
Especially you, Ingram.
No, Brandon, you’ve gotta pass to LeBron first now.
Oh, sorry.
You mustn’t burn your tongue, Your Grace
So, I hear you’re to be involved in the production of Sea Jam 2.
Is that correct?
Uh, yes, that’s right.
Oh, delightful!
Well, I was thinking, if you’re looking to, say
reprise Shawn Bradley’s character
I’m a very accomplished Shaqtor…uh…actor.
You’ll never be clutch like Kobe!
Who are these clowns?
Kobedicians.
Kobedicians.
An annoying sect of extremist Kobe fanlings.
This was done by Lakers fanlings?
They’re not Laker fans.
They’re Kobe fans.
They don’t accept LeBron.
They think he’s a soft bitch who can’t play defense.
Watch your tongue, Brandon!
What?
Well, that’s what they say.
LeBron’s a soft bitch.
And he doesn’t play defense.
See?
Kobe.
Alright, let me talk to them.
Don’t bother, LeBron.
You can’t reason with them.
Just…
ignore them.
If I could win back the fanlings
of Cleveland
I can certainly win the hearts
of a few crazy Kobe fanlings.
You can’t make your free throws.
Good people of Los Angeles.
Oh shit, it’s LeBron.
Booo!
You suck!
You’re a stat padder!
Shh shh, give him a chance,
give him a chance.
Like you
I have much respect for Kobe. But I—
Cuz he’s the GOAT
You’ll never be Kobe, bruv.
I’m not trying to be
Well, you should.
Yeah, he’s better than you.
Yeah!
OK.
Well, is there anything I could
possibly do to win you over?
I don’t think there’s nothing.
What if he gave us a billion gold?
No.
What if he got “Kobe” tattooed
on his head?
Definitely not.
No.
Maybe 100 championships?
Six?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Five?
Eight?
Go with that. Go with that.
Yes.
OK?
You gotta win, uh
six championships.
Yeah, yeah, six.
Six, yeah!
Yeah, yeah—no, seven!
Seven!
Six!
What?
You realize Kobe only won five.
Yeah, but he’s a closer, bitch!
He finishes!
I finish!
According to the analytics maesters
I’m actually more clutch than Kobe.
Nah, Kobe’s a killer.
Like a mambaaa!
Hiss!!
Well, I built a school!
Wow!
Oh, you built a school!
Yeah, that’s ’cause you’re soft!
Yeah!
You have nothing to prove to these fools.
They’re just a few nuts living in their parents’ barns.
They’ll come around. Believe me.
Real Kobe fans will NEVER accept LeBron.
Yeah!
He doesn’t have the Mamba Mentality.
Yeah!
Kobe never missed a game-winner!
Yeah!
I have dedicated my life to the worship of Kobe.
And I would rather die than worship the false goat LeBron!
Yeah!
Dominate! Dominate! Dominate!

100 thoughts on “The King’s LAnding | Game of Zones X-Mas Special”

  1. Even though we all love good games, I still can't help wondering; "Why we spend so much precious time watching and even worshiping men/players and artists/actors/producers, as we most certainly seem to do?" Giving our time, admiration, and worship, to the only real/true Heavenly Father, our GOD, ALMIGHTY, instead is truly the best way, to way to honor, our GOD!

  2. Seeing this again now, kinda crazy to think 7 people couldve been gone but it only came down to two

  3. Omfg who caught the title Kings landing the la in landing is highlighted not the rest if you read it it literally says LA nding (ending)

  4. Watching back this episode of GoZ, this makes me chuckle a bit.

    (Lakers didn’t make the playoffs, or tournament)

  5. Upon receiving today's ravens from the Realmwide Leader, the man behind the mask should have been….

    … Kobe's old herald…

    … who had, at the time, just started service as the Lakers' Master of Trade.

    According to those ravens, Master Pelinka now has the upper hand in the civil war within House Lakers. Ironically, it was LeBron himself (and his heralds R & M, if not the lesser R as well,) that sabotaged Lord Commander Walton. Indeed, Pelinka may have already won the war, with the ousting of Lord Johnson the Great.

    But what did it cost?

  6. “They think he’s a soft bitch who doesn’t play defense”
    “WATCH YOUR TONGUE BRANDON!”
    “Well that’s what they say.”
    “Lebrons a soft bitch! And he doesn’t play defense!”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  7. 2:04 Holy smokes I forgot they mentioned Sea Jam 2 here, it was awesome seeing it in the finale yesterday 😂😂

  8. Ok lol and the new sect of Lakers fans popping up aren't real Lakers fans who respect Laker history and respect the other Laker legends like Kobe, they're just previous Cavs fans who've hopped on to LA

  9. Kobian: You need to win 6 championships !!
    Lbj: you realize Kobe won only 5
    Kobian: but he's the Closer B**ch

  10. 3:30
    Lebron: what?!, you know Kobe only one five
    Kobe fan: yeah but hes a closer bitch! Finishers!
    😂😂😂😂

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