My dream is to build a monument to one of
Britain’s favorite sons.
So I’ve decided it’s time to build Pier’s
What we need is to clear the landscape so
the one thing you get when you get here is
my gigantic head.
You’ve even got my teeth, I mean, they’re
It’s be a lasting tribute to my talent, that
everyone can enjoy.
This is your mascot
– It’s like looking in a mirror.
Yeah, that looks great.
There aren’t many things I feel I can’t accomplish
when I really put my mind to it.
Machine: Well done, Piers
Oh course, something like this is an expensive
undertaking, but one big win on Lotto, and
Pier’s Pier is open for business.
What will people say?
I think they’s say “Thank you.”
“Thank you, Piers”.
Announcer: Anyone can win with Lotto. Please,
don’t let it be him.