The Time Zack Morris Fat-Shamed A Girl Who Won Him In A Charity Auction

The Time Zack Morris Fat-Shamed A Girl Who Won Him In A Charity Auction

– Kelly tells student council
the cheerleaders need
$600 for new uniforms.
Zack suggests $200 and
forcing them to wear bikinis.
Wendy courtesy laughs at Zack’s misogyny.
Mr. Belding says there isn’t
enough money for new uniforms.
Maybe next year.
Jessie asks if there are any more motions.
Zack says let’s see those
cheerleaders in motion!
Wendy once again humors Zack
to appease his fragile ego.
Kelly suggests a date
auction to raise the money.
Jessie says that’s sexist flesh peddling,
which sounds great to Zack who
immediately calls for a vote
that gets passed by a
room full of horny teens.
Zack tells Linda she has a beautiful name
then asks who she’s bidding on.
She tells Zack her name is Lydia.
He says that name is beautiful,
way prettier than that Linda junk.
Lydia says she hasn’t made any
decisions about the auction
and Zack volunteers to “coach” her.
Kelly, trying to do her job,
goes to take their order.
Zack says she can beat it
unless there’s a date
with Lydia on that menu.
Which isn’t the case,
because this isn’t a brothel.
The date auction is going great.
I guess. Who cares.
Zack’s up and this nice young
lady he’s been brainwashing
for days to pay cash to get
fingered bids $75 bucks.
Going once! Going twice!
Wendy out of nowhere with $100 smackers.
Zack’s face goes through
all seven stages of grief,
then he has to be forcibly
pushed off the stage.
Wendy greets Zack at The
Max to talk about the dance.
She drags him to her table
and says she’s so excited
she hasn’t been able to eat.
Then jokingly says that’s
probably a good thing for her.
Zack winces in disgust
and points at her body to
agree he thinks she’s fat.
Zack says he can’t
possibly have lunch today
and tries to make a hasty exit.
Then fakes a back injury
and says he needs to go to the hospital.
Right away.
Wendy asks if there’s anything she can do.
Zack tells her to pray to
God for his well-being.
Wendy sees Zack in the hall
and checks in on his medical status.
Zack grabs his neck,
then remembers he’s
supposed to grab his back,
and tells her his team of doctors think
with the right combo of
acupuncture needle therapy,
deep tissue massage, and vitamin B shots
he might be able to live
a normal life, one day.
But of course, he won’t be able to dance.
Wendy says she called his house
because she cares.
And his mom said he was out surfing.
Zack continues to lie,
mistaking being large for being stupid,
and says he was “body surfing”,
a cover up that doesn’t make sense.
Wendy sees through his nonsense.
She knows he’s lying so
he doesn’t have to go
to the dance with her
because she doesn’t
look like Lydia or Kelly
or any of the other several dozen girls
he’s hoping to finger before graduation.
She says she’ll have more fun
going to the dance by herself.
And tells this boy, “Bye”.
Screech won Jessie in the auction
and he’s driving her nanners.
She’s considering ways to escape,
but Zack says she made a commitment
and needs to stick to it.
Jessie realizes she sounds awful
and Zack, with zero
self-awareness, says she sure does.
Jessie says she knows
Wendy isn’t Zack’s type,
so if he can give her a chance,
she can give Screech a chance.
Zack remembers that Wendy person
from three minutes ago exists.
Zack’s at the dance alone,
getting called a loser
by a bunch of nerds.
He approaches Wendy to
ask where she’s been.
She says at home, where she lives,
fucking duh.
Zack says he’s sorry for
being a fat shaming monster
but he’d like to dance.
Wendy’s cool about it but
wants to know what changed.
Zack says it’s because he feels guilty
for dumping her over her weight.
Wendy says that’s some real bullshit
and she wants no part of Zack’s pity date
and she’d rather hang by the finger foods,
two words that describe how Zack thought
this night would end.
Zack retreats to nerd mountain
and is grossed out when one touches him.
The dance is going fine.
I guess, who cares.
Wendy applauds Kelly, wearing
the new uniform she paid for,
proving she’s the bigger person
in the only way that matters.
Belding announces this
is the last dance, then
uh, okay.
Zack approaches Wendy in the
final seconds of the dance
and says after embarrassing
her and rejecting her
and shaming her and ignoring her,
he’s finally ready to be
seen in public with her.
For two minutes tops.
And when Lydia tries to
cut in, still inculcated
from Zack’s “coaching”,
he tells her to be gone.
But if she wants, she can look at him
and Wendy eating together
later at The Max.
Because he assumes Wendy is hungry.
And he knows this will make Lydia jealous
and more susceptible to his advances
at a future time of his convenience.
Only we never see Zack
and Wendy at The Max.
In fact, we never see
Wendy or Lydia ever again.
Because they both probably
fucking killed themselves.
Let’s review, Zack Morris
said female student athletes
in need of new uniforms
should wear bikinis
and dance for him.
Then pushed a charity date auction
through student legislation on the grounds
it would be a meat market.
And after trying to rig that
meat market in his favor
with his selection of meat,
was won by the only girl in school
nice enough to laugh at his
horrible jokes about women.
Then visibly wore his
disgust over her weight
for the whole school to see.
And faked a back injury to get of
being seen with her in public.
Then told her to
he would recover.
And continue to lie to her face,
even after he was caught.
Then offered to pity dance with her
just to relieve his guilt.
And only managed to believably
pretend to want to dance
with less than one song
left in the evening.
Then tried to make everything right
by feeding her to make
a skinnier girl jealous.
Zack Morris is trash.

100 thoughts on “The Time Zack Morris Fat-Shamed A Girl Who Won Him In A Charity Auction”

  1. Remember when Zack Morris Narc'd on a movie star for smoking weed? Zack Morris Is Trash!

  2. I would love a guest host on these.

    My suggestion: Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

    Love to hear what he thinks of his character now.

  3. Wendy was thicc and fine. I would have been a happy man. Zack is my dude but he was tripping on this one.

  4. "We never seen them again because they probably killed themselves" – by far the funniest line throughout this series. Its just the way the narrator delivers it so spot on with that tone.

  5. At that age I would have been the same way that Zack was but as an adult I learned 5 speashal words. More cushion for the pushin.

  6. So funny how I was gullible so long going for the pretty-ugly girl trope the media pushed. That's the real dick move. This actress was actually appealing but played the part of a person deemed unattractive. On tv even ugly girls are not REALLY ugly. Its all fantasy and plays the subconscious like a fiddle

  7. Whilst do I feel the narrator Zack Morris went to prison together and Zack raped him on a daily basis?

  8. I actually feel for Zack in this one. I never understood 90's sitcom episodes like this, where we're supposed to sympathize with a unpopular student for liking someone way out of their league. Why should Zack lower his albeit shallow standards when she can't lower hers? What is the lesson here?

  9. Can you really blame Belding for grabbing that dance with Kelly in her cheerleading outfit? The man has been blueballed by sexy teens half his life let him have this.

  10. It’s a written part dumb dumb, kinda biblical, kinda dumbed down for dumb dumbs, just above ya, I suppose…

  11. As much as Zack was a jerk, we can't pretend Wendy wasn't a little in over head. She should know enough about Zack to know what kind of girl tends to be 'to his tastes'. She later tells him "I thought you were you different", but how COULD she think that? Would she have ever tried to ask him out without a date auction/money presenting the opportunity to her? Furthermore, for all her condemnations of shallowness, why did she go eagerly after the school hunk and not for the poor nerd who got a 50c bid?

  12. It is the big girls like her that ALWAYS make the best wives, they treat you well, entertain you, and they perform amazing in bed (not to be a pervert).

  13. A never really got into this show back in the day. Physically she seemed like my type but I don’t know about personality.

  14. You have such a great voice, didn't finish view, you have a filthy mouth, why the valgaurity and expletives.not necessary to make a valid point.

  15. because he assumes wendy is hungry. he also thought the homeless girl was hungry too. zach morris IS trash

  16. A little too far left for me. Zack never "fat shamed" this girl, he just wasn't attracted to her. And that's ok.

  17. I saw Tiffany Amber Thiessen at a restaurant on the Warner Brother’s lot around 10 – 15 years ago and she looked absolutely incredible. She was a breathtaking goddess in person.

  18. This dumb show but if you look at it from the other perspective, they were basically auctioning guys based on their looks so I don't see what they problem was for a guy to do the same thing? And don't tell me everyone thought Zack was different she probably liked cause he was popular, hell even later the "nerds" were on bench saying Zack was one of them, funny how no one cares about those scrawny nerds' feelings but a fat chick's feelings is shaming someone….haha come on ppl 😄

  19. See, it's important that if someone doesn't find you physically attractive, that you shame them until they go against themselves out of guilt.

  20. I mean. She is a fucking porker. The writers are funny too. Making sure she’s named after a fast food chain.

  21. Fat girls are like the equivalent of the friend zone guy. Just because you have a good personality doesn't entitle you to the feelings of other people. Zack just isn't into her, why isn't that okay?

  22. Pretty much every story about teenagers from tge 80s and 90s is about them being trash until they grow up a bit, at which point they get everything they wanted in the first place.

  23. I fell sorry for wendy in this episode. Just because she is fat it dosen't doesn't mean that she don't deserve to get love from a guy

  24. "He tells Linda she has a beautiful name"
    Me: Lydia is a pretty name
    "She tells him her name is Lydia"
    Me: NANI!?

  25. "Won him in a charity auction"

    So it's okay for him to be treated like a possession and obligated to partnership, yet he's wrong for not being interested? Imagine if it was a female being bid on, the video would not even exist. Talk about anti-male sexism. Women can reject and shame men for a thousand different reasons, absolutely disregarding his personality, but the moment a guy does it, everybody hops on the discriminatory band wagon. Imagine if he wasn't attractive, don't want her because he isn't into nor is a slave to a fat white woman, yet she only likes him because he's an attractive white male. She doesn't give a fuck about his personality and only cares for his looks, yet he is trash for it too? It goes both ways, she is just as a piece of human garbage.

    The guy is never good enough, isn't attractive enough, isn't masculine enough, isn't cool enough, isn't successful enough, isn't wealthy enough, isn't cool or popular enough, isn't normal enough, isn't fit enough, is a virgin and isn't sexually active enough, you're black and isn't desirable enough, all these fucking pretentious expectations just to have the slightest bit of value, interest or attention from a female. Never wanting you for who you are as a person nor your personality because you are never good enough, and only dating pieces of shit guys because of what they have, not who they are. Yet a female is expected to be wanted for their personality, while not wanting guys for theirs. Yet a man is trash for simply judging based on weight?

    The fucking sexist double standards.

    Most (especially white) women are embodiments of Zack Morris, yet of course the anti-male rhetoric is pushed to shame men for having preferences.

  26. Yeah, I am sure that Jessie and Lisa would have gone out with Screech had HE won the dating auction. This is more bullshit double standards and hypocrisy.

  27. Let's not pretend Wendy wasn't majorly projecting onto Zach. Carrying projections of others can get heavy psychologically.

  28. Some comedy club owner felt sorry for Zack Morris and let him do some standup comedy yet no customers laughed at his ridiculously stupid humour so Zack Morris ended up laughing at his own jokes
    Zack Morris is guilty of being trash

  29. No one is dumb enough to sell Zack Morris a weapon so he instead does damage with his bad antics
    Karma probably caught up with him in the early stages of his employment – that's if anyone was stupid enough to actually give him a job

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