Unedited Footage of a Bear | Infomercials | Adult Swim

Unedited Footage of a Bear | Infomercials | Adult Swim


>>[ WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY ]
He’s got the ear.
But that is huge.
No, look at its ears.
No, Tom. Tom.
I’m serious.
Look at his ears.
He’s huge.
>>[ SNEEZES ]
[ SNIFFLES ]
SOMETIMES, BEING A MOM IS LIKE
HAVING TO BE IN TWO PLACES AT
ONCE.
>>MOM!
>>HEY, MOM!
[ LAUGHS ]
>>MOM!
>>MOM!
>>HEY, MOM!
MOM! MOM!
>>THAT’S WHEN I STAND MY
GROUND…
WITH CLARIDRYL.
>>CLARIDRYL TARGETS WHERE
YOU’RE MOST VULNERABLE.
ACTS IMMEDIATELY AND LASTS
INDEFINITELY.
>>SO YOU CAN GET BACK TO WHAT
MATTERS MOST.
DON’T RISK ANOTHER MINUTE.
TAKE CLARIDRYL AND TAKE LIFE IN
YOUR HANDS.
>>CLARIDRYL MAY NOT BE RIGHT
FOR EVERYONE.
CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR IF SYMPTOMS
PERSIST.
SOME PATIENTS EXPERIENCE SIDE
EFFECTS, INCLUDING DRY MOUTH,
DIZZINESS, DOUBLE VISION,
REFLEXIVE MEMORY, AGGRESSION,
AND FATIGUE.
DO NOT USE IF YOU SUFFER FROM
HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE OR
NEUROLOGICAL DYSFUNCTION.
CALL YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU
EXPERIENCE AN INABILITY TO
CONCENTRATE, STIFF MUSCLES,
SORES, OR TROUBLE WALKING.
DO NOT TAKE CLARIDRYL BEFORE
BED OR IMMEDIATELY UPON WAKING
UP.
INSOMNIA HAS BEEN REPORTED WITH
CLARIDRYL AND DRUGS LIKE IT.
IN SOME CASES, THE INSOMNIA CAN
BECOME PERMANENT AND LEAD TO
STROKE OR DEATH.
OTHER RISKS INCLUDE HEADACHES,
SEIZURES, TROUBLE SWALLOWING,
IMPAIRED MOTOR SKILLS, EXTREME
PARANOIA, LOSS OF TIME, MUSCLE
TWITCHES AND SPASMS…
>>[ SNIFFS ]
[ GLOVE BOX CLOSES ]
>>[ CRYING ]
>>[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
>>[ GASPS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ DISTORTED RINGING CONTINUES ]
[ SIREN WAILING ]
>>[ SHUDDERING ]
NO.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ GASPING ]
>>[ GRUNTING ]
[ BREATHING DEEPLY ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ THUD ]
>>[ GASPING, COUGHING ]
[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
>>♪ I DECLARE MY DISINTEREST IN
THE BETTER INTEREST OF THE
FACULTY AND STAFF ♪
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ BULLDOZE THE COMMUNITY GARDEN
AND REPLACE IT WITH GLASS ♪
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ GOT ENOUGH RED TAPE TO CHOKE A
HORSE ♪
♪ I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M DOING
IT ♪
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
>>DONNA?
>>[ WHEEZING ]
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
>>DONNA?!
DONNA?!
>>[ WHEEZING CONTINUES ]
>>♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ BULLDOZE THE COMMUNITY GARDEN
AND REPLACE IT WITH GLASS ♪
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! ]
[ POP! BANG! ]
>>DONNA?!
>>♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ THIS IS MY SERMON
♪ GOT ENOUGH RED TAPE…
>>SO, ANYWAY, WE WENT OUT WITH
THIS OTHER — ABOUT TWO WEEKS
AGO.
AND I MET THIS GREAT GUY.
HE WAS AWESOME.
[ SCREAMING, CRYING ]
DONNA?!
DONNA?! DONNA?!
[ SIREN WAILING ]
>>I DON’T HAVE A GUN.
I DON’T HAVE A GUN.
[ INSECTS CHIRPING,
SIREN WAILING ]

100 thoughts on “Unedited Footage of a Bear | Infomercials | Adult Swim”

  1. VA put me on meds that prove side effects are much worse than the positive effects that are just claims. It's a privatized pharmaceutical drug love affair.

  2. I love this type of horror. Just the sheer unsettling nature of it. How unnerving and nonsensical it is.

    Jumps cares and spooky creepy atmosphere are one thing, but this just has a constant permeating feeling of something being "wrong", and even when shit hits the fan, it's wrong in a way that's so unusual yet something you can relate to in a way to feel profoundly disturbed in the first place

    You can get desentised to jumpscares and spooky graphic content

    But this –

    There's no getting accustomed to this kind of shit

  3. Here's a soothing video for the toddler!

    Read the warnings on claridryl, may cause drowsiness.

    That would be me on edibles, no thanks.

  4. The thing is, they totally foreshadowed this at the start of the ad — 0:39 — "have to be in two places at once"

  5. Four things
    One: Holy shit can the mind crap itself?
    Two: I've never felt more scared and uncomfortable in my life.
    Three: This is the first time I've been made uncomfortable by a horror thing yet I watch a lot of slashers.
    Four: Yes, the mind can infact, crap itself.

  6. This is like my 5th time watching this video and I JUST now realized the lady in the background at 1:00 👀👀👀

  7. Honestly i didn't thin i would watch the bears the whole time but they were so cute through out the whole video doing the funniest things aswell – glad it wasnt edited because it could have ruined the best parts

  8. Imagine the teacher wanting to show to class a documentary about bears, but he gets out of the class to get a call or something urgent and the class have to watch the entire thing.

    Seems like a great time to me.

  9. Can I just say, that fucking shot at 3:51 is one of the scariest things I've seen. First time I watched, I knew it was adult swim, so it'd get fucked up at SOME point, but… That weird pose/drum beat building up/slow zoom in made my anxiety skyrocket XD Holy shit this is kind of a masterpiece.

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