Video Game High School (VGHS) – S2: Ep. 4

Video Game High School (VGHS) – S2: Ep. 4


SORRY!
BRIAN! SLOW DOWN
IN THE HALLWAY!
CAN’T, KI! GOTTA HUSTLE!
GOT A TELEGRAM
FROM MY MOM.
BRIAN!
WHAT’S THE HURRY?
MEETIN’ MY MOM
AT THE BUS STOP.
WE STILL ON
FOR THAT THING TODAY?
YEP. DEFINITELY.
HEY, BRIAN, YOU STILL UP
FOR THAT THING LATER?
OH, CRAP, THAT THING
THAT WAS TODAY?
I’VE GOT ANOTHER THING
WITH JENNY.
IT’S, UH, FPS STUFF.
OH.
I’LL DE-WAX THE BOOGIE BOARDS.
AWESOME. WE’LL HANG OUT
TOMORROW, ALL RIGHT?
( nervous muttering )
ALL RIGHT.
MY MOM’S COMING TO VISIT,
AND I HAVEN’T HEARD FROM HER
SINCE I LEFT FOR VGHS.
SOUNDS BORING.
WELL, IT’S NOT.
( cat meows )
CHEETO?
DUDE! YOUR MOM’S A CAT!
YOUR MOM’S A CAT!
( alarm rings )
PRACTICE.
TIME FOR PRACTICE.
I THOUGHT
WE WERE PRACTICING,
BUT IF YOU NEED
MORE TIME TO REVIEW…
AHHH! ( chuckles )
BUT SERIOUSLY,
I’M GONNA GO NOW,
AND THEN IN TWO AND A HALF
MINUTES, YOU CAN–
YOU’RE KIND OF FREAKIN’ OUT
ABOUT THIS, AREN’T YOU?
FREAKING OUT?
I’M NOT FREAKING OUT.
YOU’RE FREAKING–
( alarm rings )
SORRY. SAVES THE ALARM.
OKAY, I’M FREAKING OUT.
DUDE, CHILL. THIS IS
SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
YOU’RE RIGHT.
I’M SORRY.
I’M JUST…
YOUR MOM CAN’T
FIND OUT ABOUT US.
I MEAN, NOBODY CAN
FIND OUT ABOUT US,
AND THIS IS FOR REAL NOW.
I’M JUST– I’M AFRAID
I’M GONNA BLOW IT.
BRIAN, DISARM THE BOMB.
IT’S GONNA BLOW.
ARE YOU SERIOUS, BRIAN?
YOU SUCK!
CAN’T DISARM A BOMB.
I CAN DISARM A BOMB.
I CAN DISARM TWO BOMBS.
SORRY, GUYS.
MY BAD.
BOMB DISARMS ARE NEWB 101.
ANY PRO SHOULD BE ABLE
TO DO IT BLINDFOLDED.
COACH, I-I SWEAR I CAN
NORMALLY DO THIS.
( class bell rings )
ON THAT UPLIFTING NOTE,
THAT’S PRACTICE.
EVERYONE’S DISMISSED.
JENNY, STICK AROUND.
SO, ABOUT BRIAN,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
I THINK HE’S STILL
IN THE ROOM, MOM.
NOT FOR LONG. I–
( objects clatter )
( chuckles )
SEE YA WHEN I SEE YA.
( door opens, closes )
WELL, THAT WAS AWKWARD.
I WANT TO BENCH
BRIAN TOMORROW.
OKAY.
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME?
YOU’RE MY CAPTAIN.
I WANT TO HEAR YOUR OPINION.
WELL, HE’S ONE OF
THE STRONGEST PLAYERS
IN OUR TEAM.
I WOULDN’T BENCH HIM
JUST BECAUSE HE
COULDN’T DISARM
ONE STUPID BOMB.
GUYS LIKE BRIAN ARE ALL TALENT
AND NO DISCIPLINE.
IT SHOWS UP
IN STUFF LIKE THIS.
ONE STUPID BOMB
COULD MAKE US LOSE
THE GAME TOMORROW.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
YEAH. IT SOUNDS LIKE
YOU’VE MADE UP YOUR MIND.
I’LL TELL YOU WHAT:
YOU MAKE THE CALL.
BENCH HIM OR NOT.
JUST LET ME KNOW
BY GAME TIME.
WENDELL. RULE NUMBER FIVE.
NO SODAS IN THE HALLWAY.
D’UH.
SORRY.
WENDELL!
NO THROWING TRASH
IN THE HALLWAYS.
RULE NUMBER 38.
D’OH! I–
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
UNFORTUNATELY, I CAUGHT YOU
WITH SILLY STRING EARLIER.
THAT’S THREE INFRACTIONS.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
BATHROOM DUTY?
I’M SORRY,
BUT RULES ARE RULES.
D’OOH!
( comical groaning )
NUMBER ONE R.A.
SNAPS, KI.
REALLY. SNAPS.
THOUGH I THINK NUMBER TWO
WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE!
– OH, MY GOSH.
– SCOOPED THIS OFF YOUR FLOOR
A COUPLE MINUTES AGO.
THIS ISN’T
JUST SOME NORMAL POOP
LIKE ONE OF THE STUDENTS
MIGHT LEAVE. OH, NO.
THIS CAME FROM AN ANIMAL.
IN FACT, I’M WILLING
TO BET IT CAME FROM A…
( laughing )
WHOO!
( laughter )
( taunting )
POOPIE MAN SHANE!
POOPIE MAN SHANE!
( continuing )
WHAT WERE
WE TALKING ABOUT?
UGH.
NO PETS ALLOWED, KI.
SO WHEN I FIND THAT CAT,
YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE
TO NUMBER ONE,
‘CAUSE SHE’S COMING OVER
TO MY PLACE.
WE’RE MOVING IN TOGETHER,
ME AND ONE.
BIG STEP
FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP.
MY FRIENDS SAY
I’M ONE-WHIPPED,
BUT I DON’T CARE,
‘CAUSE I’M READY TO COMMIT.
BECAUSE I…
LOVE…
NUMBER ONE.
30-FOOT RANGE.
WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG
WITH YOU, TED?
GOD! I’VE BEEN HOLDING
THIS TRACK FOR HOURS.
WHEN DO I GET THE TOY CAR?
THIS IS NOT A TOY, TED.
THIS IS A CUSTOM OVERDRIFT
USB SUPERCAR.
WHAT? I WANT ONE
EVEN MORE NOW.
D.K.,
WHEN DO I GET ONE?
THEODORE, YOU’VE
BEEN A DRIFTER FOR
NARY A FORTMONTH.
EARNING A SUPERCAR
IS NO SMALL CHALLENGE.
IT’S ONLY FOR
SUPER SERIOUS RACERS.
SERIOUS?
I STOLE SODA FOR YOU GUYS.
I BEAT THE DUCHESS.
AND I BUILT THIS BOSS TRACK.
AND ALL MY
FRIENDS HAVE ONE,
AND I WANT ONE. NOW.
VERY WELL, CHILD.
IF YOU WILL NOT
HEED MY WARNING,
GO GRAB A BOOK
FROM THE BOOKSHELF.
( all gasping )
( whispering )
OH, MY GOD.
( mechanism whirring )
I KNOW YOU MISSED ME
BECAUSE I MISSED
YOU TOO, BUDDY.
BUT DAD’S GOTTA GO
NOW TO PRACTICE
HIS STUPID MINIGAME,
A MINIGAME THAT IF
HE MESSES UP, WILL RUIN
OUR ENTIRE SEASON.
( growling )
HEARD THAT.
I MISSED THIS.
ALL RIGHT. WISH ME LUCK.
BRIAN,
HAVE YOU SEEN A–
THAT. IS A CAT.
YOU HAVE A CAT
IN YOUR ROOM.
OH, YEAH, THAT’S CHEETO,
MY BEST BUD FROM HOME.
CHEETO, THIS IS KI.
SHE’S AWESOME.
ALL RIGHT,
WELL, I GOTTA GO.
YOU TWO HAVE FUN.
GOTTA PRACTICE.
UH…
BRIAN.
RULE NUMBER 35.
ARE THE CAT THAT’S BEEN
POOPING ON MY FLOOR?
( wet thud )
WHEW. YES, YOU ARE.
BEHOLD OVERDRIFT
PURGATORIO.
DESIGNED BY THE ZEN
DRIFTING MONKS
OF THE HOKKAIDO REGION,
IT REMAINS THE MOST EXTREME
OVERDRIFT GAME EVER CONCEIVED.
SHOULD A PLAYER
BE BRAVE ENOUGH,
SKILLED ENOUGH,
CRAZY ENOUGH
TO TAME ONE OF THE WILD
SUPERCARS WITHIN,
PURGATORIO
SHALL GRANT HIM A JEWEL
FIT FOR A KING!
ALAS…
IN THEIR MAD DREAMS
TO CONSTRUCT THE ULTIMATE RACER,
THE DRIFT MONKS INSTALLED
A FEATURE WAY TOO HARDCORE
FOR THE CASUAL GAMER.
YOU SEE, WHEN YOU
ENTER PURGATORIO,
YOU CANNOT LEAVE
UNTIL YOU WIN.
THEY SAY ONE KID GOT TRAPPED
IN THERE FOR THREE DAYS.
I HEARD ANOTHER KID
PEED HIS PANTS.
I HEARD A KID DIED.
ALL THOSE LEGENDS ARE
BOTH TRUE AND UNTRUE,
EXCEPT FOR THE ONE
WHERE THE KID DIED.
THAT’S WHY
THEY BANNED THE GAME
AND PURGATORIO VANISHED
INTO ANTIQUITY,
UNTIL I FOUND A COPY…
ON EBAY.
SO, THEODORE, NOW THAT
YOU’VE HEARD THE TALE,
I HAVE ONLY ONE QUESTION:
( car alarm chirps )
( whooshing sound )
DID YOU GO
TO THE BATHROOM FIRST?
I. CAN. HOLD IT.
WE SHALL SEE, TED.
WE SHALL SEE.
( keys clacking )
( sighs )
COME ON, YOU’VE DONE THIS
A THOUSAND TIMES.
( idle noises )
AH. HI, BUDDY!
ALL RIGHT.
NO MORE SCREWING AROUND.
GAH!
( cellphone buzzes )
( sighs )
I CAN DO THIS.
( engine roars )
( tires squeal )
DANG IT!
HE’S BEEN IN THERE
FOR HOURS, D.K.
HE’S NOT READY FOR THIS.
WERE YOU READY, TRIXI?
WERE ANY OF US?
CRAP, I’VE REALLY
GOTTA PEE.
( horn honking )
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
NO.
IT CAN’T BE.
( whispering )
I THOUGHT THEY
PATCHED HER OUT.
PATCHED HER OUT?
THAT CAR’S
NO BUG, CHILD.
THEN WHAT IS SHE?
A CRUEL JOKE
PROGRAMMED BY THE MONKS
AT THE HEIGHT
OF THEIR MADNESS.
LET HER PASS, TED.
HEED NOT
HER SIREN’S CALL.
SWEET STRIPES.
NO WAY YOU’RE GETTING PAST ME
WITHOUT A RACE, BUDDY.
( blows whistle )
NOW POOP.
GOOD BOY.
HELLO, UM,
DO YOU WANT ME TO DO
THE GIRLS’ BATHROOM TOO,
OR JUST…
HO, IS… IS THAT A CAT?
YES, UH, YES IT IS…
A CAT.
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A CAT?
YOU’RE BREAKING, UH, RULE…
YOU’RE BREAKING RULE 35.
WELL, YOU SEE,
THAT’S NOT ENTIRELY TRUE.
I AM THE R.A.,
AND I JUST TRAINED…
UH-UH. NO, NO.
‘CAUSE YOU–
YOU SAID RULES ARE RULES.
THAT’S WHAT YOU–
THAT’S WHAT YOU SAID.
– YOU SAID RULES ARE RULES.
– WENDELL, CONTROL
YOUR BREATHING.
NO, NO! YOU’RE
BREAKING THE RULES, KI.
I’M NOT–
I’M NOT GONNA LISTEN
TO ANYTHING YOU SAY
ANYMORE, OKAY?
OH, MY GOD.
EVERYONE! EVERYONE!
WENDELL!
EVERYONE!
EVERYONE! EVERYONE!
KI IS HOUSING A CAT.
SHE’S BREAKING THE RULES!
EVERYBODY BACK INSIDE.
NO! NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO!
WENDELL, CAN I SEE YOU
IN TED’S–?
THEY’RE JUST A LIE.
NOTHING IS REAL.
ALL AUTHORITY–
AUTHORITY IS FINISHED!
SILLY STRING!
( rapturous screaming )
Ki: OH, MY–! NO! NO!
OH, NO!
( rapid pinging )
( pinging sound )
( distorted audio )
( pinging sound )
( distorted audio )
Jenny: BRIAN!
HEY, HOW’S IT GOING?
ALL FRESHED UP?
YEAH, YEAH, GOOD TO GO.
GOOD. WELL,
IN THAT CASE, WANNA GO?
UH…
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY,
I THINK I MAY JUST STAY
AND PRACTICE A LITTLE MORE.
REALLY? YOU’RE GOOD,
THOUGH, RIGHT?
LIKE, FOR TOMORROW,
YOU’VE GOT THE WHOLE
BOMB THING DOWN?
YEAH, YEAH.
NO. ALL THE WAY DOWN.
‘CAUSE BRIAN, IF YOU DON’T,
I REALLY NEED TO KNOW THAT.
NO, NO, NO.
JENNY, YEAH, I, UH…
YOU KNOW WHAT? I’VE BEEN
AT THIS FOR, LIKE, HOURS,
SO, WHY DON’T WE GO
GRAB A BITE TO EAT?
SEE YOU IN THE CLOSET
IN FIVE.
OKAY.
OH, NO, NOT AGAIN!
( horn honking )
YEAH!
WELL, GIRL,
YOU ARE PRETTY CRAZY.
BUT I LIKE THAT.
I AM GONNA CALL YOU…
HELLENOR.
– ( Hellenor toots horn )
– WHAT?
YOU’RE MY CAR NOW!
HELLENOR, COME BACK!
WHAT–?
( sighing )
COME ON, D.K.
WE’LL PRY HIM OUT
IN THE MORNING.
( Cheeto purring )
ATTENTION,
FRAG FLOOR RESIDENTS:
RULES ARE RULES.
THAT MEANS NO PETS.
( cat mews )
NO SILLY STRING.
NO SODAS IN THE HALLS,
NO UNSANCTIONED
PIZZA PARTIES.
NOW, CLEAN UP!
( vacuum cleaner whirrs )
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
CHEETO?
CHEETO? CHEETO?
( easy listening music playing )
TO…
EXPLOSIVE CHEMISTRY.
( glass shatters )
I CAN’T DO IT.
I CAN’T DISARM A BOMB.
WHAT? YOU SAID
THAT YOU COULD.
I LIED. I’M SORRY.
I TOLD MY MOM
THAT YOU COULD DO IT.
SHE WANTED TO BENCH YOU.
– WELL, I CAN’T.
SHE PROBABLY SHOULD.
– NO, NO, NO. IT’S FINE.
YOU’LL JUST DO
YOUR BRIAN THING,
AND IT’LL ALL–
NO, JENNY,
I CAN’T DO IT.
I COULDN’T DO IT
ALL AFTERNOON.
I DON’T KNOW WHY,
I JUST– I CAN’T.
WELL, THAT SUCKS.
I’M GONNA HAVE TO PUT
SOMEBODY ELSE IN.
LOOK, JUST…
NEXT TIME DON’T LIE
TO ME ABOUT IT, OKAY?
I WON’T. I PROMISE.
ALL RIGHT.
I SHOULD GO.
THANKS.
OKAY.
THIRTY-SECOND TIME’S
THE CHARM.
( engine revs )
EASY, GIRL.
EASY.
NO!
NO!
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
( toots horn )
YOU WANT TO RACE AGAIN?
WELL, FORGET IT.
I HATE YOU.
YOU’RE A STUPID,
CHEATING BUTT,
AND I HOPE YOU CRASH,
YOU PIECE OF JUNK.
YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID.
GO AWAY!
( dejected-sounding
toot of horn )
( Ted sighs )
( footsteps approach )
( softly )
CHEETO?
CHEETO!
( cat meowing )
CHEETO!
HI.
I’M SORRY I THREW YOU
OUT THERE EARLIER.
I DIDN’T MEAN TO.
I DID MEAN TO, BUT…
LET’S GET YOU HOME TO BRIAN.
MAN, CATS ARE REALLY
EASY TO GRAB, AM I RIGHT?
ESPECIALLY THE DUMB ONES.
WELL, IT’S TIME
TO GET YOU IN TROUBLE.
SHANE, PLEASE.
THAT’S BRIAN’S CAT.
YOU’RE A BUSINESSMAN.
I’M SURE WE CAN
WORK THIS OUT.
SORRY, KIWI.
RULES ARE RULES.
( indistinct cry )
AAAHHH!
( toot toot )
( pinging sound )
( horns honking )
THOSE GUYS BEING MEAN
TO YOU BACK THERE?
( engine purrs )
THERE YOU GO.
THAT’S BETTER.
( engine starts )
LOOK, DO YOU WANT TO RACE?
I’M GONNA BE STUCK HERE
FOR A WHILE, SO…
( engine revs and horn toots )
OKAY, HEY, NO FAIR
STARTING WITHOUT ME.
WHOA, WHAT–? HEY!
( distant automatic gunfire )
( cheers and applause )
( cheers and applause continue )
– I’M EMPTY.
– HERE.
( automatic gunfire )
OKAY, ON THREE.
OKAY, YEAH, I GET IT.
( jeers and groans )
( gunfire )
( cheering )
( jeers and groans )
HEADS UP.
IT’S THE FINAL ROUND.
VGHS HAS ONE LAST CHANCE
TO DISARM THE BOMB
AND WIN THE GAME.
GAMES,
DON’T CHARGE THE BOMB.
– SORRY, COACH.
– I DON’T NEED SORRY.
I NEED YOU
TO GET IT TOGETHER.
THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND, GUYS.
THEY ARE ADAPTING AND
NAILING US TO THE WALL.
I NEED TO THROW THEM
A CURVE BALL.
PUT IN BRIAN.
WITH ALL
DUE RESPECT, COACH,
BRIAN WILL CRUSH THIS.
I KNOW
HE MAY BE UNDISCIPLINED,
BUT WHEN YOU NEED HIM,
HE STEPS UP TO THE PLATE.
TRUST ME.
PUT HIM IN.
COACH, WITH
EVEN MORE DUE RESPECT,
YEAH, THE DEANSTER
MAY HAVE FAILED
TO COVER JENNY,
BUT WHEN
THE GOING GETS TOUGH,
THE DEANSTER GETS–
OUT.
DEAN, YOU’RE OUT.
BRIAN’S IN.
HEY.
I GET IT.
YOU JUST WANNA PLAY.
OKAY, THEN, LET’S PLAY.
( distant gunfire )
( automatic gunfire )
JACKS, MOVE!
HA HA!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
( meowing )
( audibly struggling )
( purring )
Ki: OHH!
LAW, TURN IT AROUND!
NO CAN DO.
IT’S OUT OF RANGE.
ALSO, WHO’S THIS LAW FELLER
Y’ALL TALKIN’ ABOUT?
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT GOES
OUT OF RANGE, LAW?
IT GOES HOME.
I’M NOT LAW!
( cheers and applause )
Students:
VGHS! VGHS! VGHS!
( distant automatic gunfire )
( distant gunfire )
( cheers and applause )
WELL, IT’S JUST YOU
AND ME NOW, JACKS.
Female Voice:
BOMB ARMED.
OKAY. I’M GONNA GO STAND UP
NOW, DISARM THE BOMB.
IDIOT.
YES! GREAT RACE!
( pulsing sound )
REALLY? THINK I’M GONNA
FALL FOR THAT AGAIN?
( horn toots )
( engine revs )
– ( pinging sound )
– YES!
OHH, SH–!
( cheers and applause )
( cheers and applause )
( pinging sound;
clock ticking )
( pinging sound )
( distorted audio )
( collective gasp )
( pinging sound;
ticking clock )
MEOW.
( cheers and applause )
( meowing )
Boy:
WAY TO GO, BRIAN!
AND THAT’S HOW I GOT CHEETO
TO BECOME THE SCHOOL MASCOT.
THANKS AGAIN, KI.
HOW WAS YOUR DAY, TED?
WELL,
IT WAS ALL RIGHT.
PSYCH!
IT WAS AWESOME!
OKAY, FIRST I WOKE UP.
NO, WAIT, GO BACK.
FIRST I WAS ASLEEP,
AND THEN I WOKE UP,
AND THEN I WENT
TO PURGATORIO!
FOR 84 HOURS STRAIGHT.
WHAT’S THAT?
DUDE, IT IS ONLY THE SICKEST,
RADDEST, MOST–
( whirring sound )
HE’S ON TO ME.
BETTER CALL.
WHAT?
The Law: ( muffled )
BETTER CALL WHO?
OH, GOD. OH, OKAY.
SORRY, MAN,
I’LL LET YOU
GET BACK TO THAT.
NO PROBLEM. BY THE WAY,
IT’S “BETTER CALL WHOM?”
OH, SWEET, THANKS!
( approaching footsteps )
BETTER CALL WHOM?
HE WAS WRONG.
IT’S “BETTER CALL WHO?”
I KNEW IT!
NO, NO!
I DON’T NEED ANYBODY!

100 thoughts on “Video Game High School (VGHS) – S2: Ep. 4”

  1. Re-watching this series in its entirety for the first time since it came out, and I must say, so far, the writing holds up, and this season especially is better than I remember. The characters have heart and aren’t selfish dumb annoying high school idiots, relationships matter “because, ya know, it is a high school show” but they don’t take up the entire plot. I thought this episode was gonna go for the “liar revealed” arc, but they dodged it flawlessly, and most shows would’ve gone for that lazy ass arc..because they’re lazy… but I can tell rocket jump didn’t make this lazily. Thank you rocket jump, for making an Indy YouTube series I liked in middle/high school that doesn’t make me cringe blood now.

  2. This might be one of my favorite episodes of the entire series because of the intimate storyline that Ted has. Just amazing.

  3. 2020: parents are cats
    2019: WHAT THE FU-
    2026: y’all wanna see supernovas??
    2019: nah
    2013:nah. We got VGHS
    2019: 2013, ur series with rocket jump is still popular
    2026:I’ll go back to solar eclipses…

  4. I just realized whenever they kill someone they will resplendent but when Brian’s team die they don’t it’s tough in Field of Fire

  5. Something tells me that brian is more of that
    "I think I'll play this game only to kill people in team deathmatch"
    Person

  6. It’s funny how the entrance to the secret door is a book that says how to install a secret door

  7. 8:13– I'm dying! There is literally one book on the shelf and it is a book on how to install a secret door!

  8. 0:40 I feel like people mis out on so many inneundo's "did you wax the boogy boards?" With a lame excuse of fps with Jenny? Hmmmm, i wonder what that might be?

  9. Awww crap! I just noticed that I bench watched up to this point without liking any of the videos! Now I have to load every single episode before this one to catch up on that… 😟

  10. Cheeto got him into this school, and now cheeto is in the school. Maybe this is Cheeto's evil plan to be at the school

  11. So i watch this over and over after 1-2 years and i still be exitced like im watching for the first time
    And İ Feel Kind Of A Connection Between Josh Playlock (Brian) and Johanna Braddy Everytime man….

    İS THİS A SYNDROME?

  12. Ok so 2 things:

    1: in Teds drift class, I never realized that one of the students is diesel from ACD

    2: “How to Install a Secret Door” is probably one of my new favorite visual gags

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